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Normal (2026)
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Read more: Normal (2026)In a movie like Normal, you can’t help but smile some of the time. Not because it’s a well-written movie. Not because of stand-out performances. And certainly not because of a title that is so blatantly tongue-in-cheek its subtitle should be a rimshot
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
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Read more: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)Five-year olds haven’t yet developed complicated or nuanced views of pop culture, certainly not movies.
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Undertone (2025)
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Read more: Undertone (2025)We all remember times when we were spooked by unknown noises or dark rooms. Maybe you were watching a scary movie late one night by yourself. You heard a sound like a door creaking.
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Crime 101 (2026)
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Read more: Crime 101 (2026)Crime 101 asks a very important question – what if we made another Steve McQueen (the actor) movie?
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Send Help (2026)
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Read more: Send Help (2026)Send Help is a good mashup of a bunch of things Raimi excels at. Quick zoom-ins on characters’ faces. Exceptionally well-timed jump scares. Practical effects involving copious amounts of bodily fluids.
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Shelter (2026)
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Read more: Shelter (2026)Is Jason Statham really a box office draw? Statham’s latest film Shelter will provide another data point to that question, whose answer seems to be maybe(?).
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
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Read more: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)There were three red flags for me going into 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. The first flag is the entire franchise is decidedly mediocre. All three movies to this point have been very forgettable.
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Greenland 2: Migration (2026)
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Read more: Greenland 2: Migration (2026)Greenland 2: Migration is a great example of a sequel whose existence raises a few eyebrows.
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My Year in Movies (2025 Edition): Oh The Horror
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Read more: My Year in Movies (2025 Edition): Oh The Horror2025 was quite the year for horror. If Billy Joel or Fallout Boy wanted to add more verses to “We Didn’t Start the Fire” covering all of the horrid shit that happened in the world in 2025, the song would be longer than Gone With the Wind.
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The Housemaid (2025)
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Read more: The Housemaid (2025)I’m guessing The Housemaid is a case of the book being better than the movie. I’m guessing because I haven’t read the book.