Author: L. Ron Mexico
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The Cannonball Run
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Read more: The Cannonball RunAmerica before The Fall. The Cannonball Run. Could a film more accurately encapsulate the competitive ass kickery that once consumed our culture? I think not. Let’s delve into the devolution of how us Americans interpret a race
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Stroker Ace
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Read more: Stroker AceWith a name like Stroker Ace, you don’t have many choices in life. You can be a porn star, racecar driver, or gay night club.
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Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control Debate
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Read more: Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control DebateFor many gun owners, gun control isn’t a debate. It’s a threat, yet the left insists upon having this conversation after every mass shooting. Gun control advocates need to understand how these people see themselves, what role guns play in their lives, and how they view the world. At times, they teeter between shrieking cowards…
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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Read more: Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t KnowYou never hear any positive stories about tornadoes. Why is it nobody has anything nice to say about them? Why does humanity harbor so much fear and hate for these gentle giants? It’s not like we were born hating tornadoes. No baby busts out the belly being a bigoted funnel-fearing Freddy. Chances are, you learned…
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L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary
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Read more: L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s DiaryThe other day, I was hanging out in the swamp, just trying to exaggerate my rural working-class persona and get a reality TV deal, and I stumbled upon a dusty book inside an old pile of wooden wreckage. As it turns out, the book is actually Noah’s diary from his time on the ark! Now…
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Pizza Sucks
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Read more: Pizza SucksScience proves it.
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How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends
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Read more: How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook FriendsFacebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter of binary bloodshed. Houses are divided, attacks are vicious, and no matter what happens, you will see body parts you wish you hadn’t. We can’t help it. Even the wussiest amongst us are embolden by the internet. I think Sir Friendzone…
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What Happens at a Timeshare Presentation?: Look Into the Mouth of Hell
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Read more: What Happens at a Timeshare Presentation?: Look Into the Mouth of HellWe were engulfed in a lake of slime and filth so vile that it would tarnish every amenity promised to us.
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2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
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Read more: 2001: A Space Odyssey Review and ReduxI bought a motorcycle helmet at a garage sale, and I don’t own a motorcycle. One man’s safety device is another man’s pretend space helmet.
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Breaking Bad
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Read more: Breaking BadIt’s a great show, but I’m sick of hearing you yap about it.