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Sawing Pigs Apart
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Sawing Pigs ApartThere’s no way that accepting a job on the Ham Line at Tyson’s Meats reports a life of success.
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison EditionEditor’s Note: Here is an email that I got from one of our writers. I was pretty sure he was dead, since I hadn’t heard from him in 7 months. Anyway, enjoy, and welcome back, Paul.
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A Tour of Hell
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Tour of HellA Tour of Hell: A Review. When I awoke I found myself lying on the barren ground, confused and disoriented. The last thing I remembered was the heart monitor screaming that my heart had stopped in that hospital bed and yet here I was, lying on the rocks in the hot sun, naked as a…
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Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello Aeroplane
Read more: Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello AeroplaneHello, Aeroplane “Where am I?” “Earth.” Like Tom Cruise doesn’t know that. He just fell out of the sky, after pushing a trillion-dollar concept plane beyond its limits. That limit being Mach 10. After treating us to near-as-makes-no-difference exactly the same opening sequence as the legendary 1986 classic.
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The Wonderful Climate of Memphis, TN.
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: The Wonderful Climate of Memphis, TN.I lived in Memphis, TN for 56 years. The best thing about Memphis are the 10 major highways leading AWAY from the City. I present, the climate in Memphis, TN.
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Top 10 Eighties Bullies
Read more: Top 10 Eighties BulliesBullying is a serious subject so we’re going to trivialize it at Ruthless Reviews.
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Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)
Read more: Forrest Gump: The Movie We Love (To Loathe)There is one movie that has upset me so deeply that I cannot help but write a rant about it. For years this film has been praised and lauded ad nauseum, and I’m sick of it.
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Reacher: A Dutch Perspective
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Reacher: A Dutch PerspectiveNow, I must confess I don’t know much about American military honors, but I did watch enough American-made movies and TV shows to know that when someone is listing that long a list of achievements, you KNOW you are dealing with someone special.
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The Metric System Is Stupid
Read more: The Metric System Is StupidThe metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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Eight Wince-Inducing Moments in Movies*
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Elf (2003)
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Dr. Suess’s Ron & Jim Ruined Christmas
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Ridiculous Deaths
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Charles Bronson, R.I.P.
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The Definitive Ranking of Rocky Fighters
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The Art of Darkness: Apocalypse Now & Full Metal Jacket
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Macho Idiots
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My Life Of Crime
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Israel is Worse than You Think
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What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?
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I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.
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The Great Pumpkin and the Tragic Piety of Linus
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Top Ten Low Effort Halloween Costumes
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Reflections on Halloween and other essential holidays
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Top 10 Halloween Candies That Are More Trick Than Treat
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Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2024 Edition
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All Hail, King of the Runts!
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
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A Presidential Election CAT-Astrophe
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Foreigners, Eh? Guess They’re All Right
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We Can’t Interfere With People’s Beliefs*
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
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Driving on Hwy. 12 in Utah: The most scenic highway in the USA
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The Beast’s Guide To Bulimia
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God speaks out about attorneys
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We Need More Women Comedians!
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Bitches
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Movie Geeks Manifesto
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Poop: A Love Story