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6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie Critics
Read more: 6 Kinds Of Terrible Movie CriticsWhat types of movie reviewers drive you nuts? Here’s our list.
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The Tap-Out Crowd
Read more: The Tap-Out CrowdI don’t even get the “Tapout” slogan itself. Is it not a declaration of loss? You don’t see basketball enthusiasts going around wearing t-shirts that say “Dunked On!”
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Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports Edition
Read more: Talkin’ Roller Derby: Wummin’s Sports EditionWhen I witness women engaging in competitive sport, a smile will usually sweep across my face, as if I just saw a baby wearing a sombrero or something. And when I see women fighting, a pulse of adrenaline shoots through me, like when I win ten bucks from a scratch off.
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Being a doctor in rural Africa
Read more: Being a doctor in rural AfricaRural Kenya in winter is colder than one would expect, even when you are from Wisconsin. The hospital where I am working is effectively isolated from the rest of the world. The phone works rarely, and the internet connection exists only in theory.
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The Misunderstood: Lesbian Prison Guard, Caged (1950)
Read more: The Misunderstood: Lesbian Prison Guard, Caged (1950)In a sadistic women’s prison teeming with lesbians, no one can hear you scream.
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The Universe and the Stupidly Superstitious
Read more: The Universe and the Stupidly SuperstitiousThe vast majority of people worldwide, and the vast majority of Americans, do not believe the universe is 13.8 billion years old, nor that our planet is 4.5 billion years old.
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Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental Health
Read more: Working in Mental Health Might Ruin Your Mental HealthChewed up, spat out, sucked back in, further masticated, coughed up as a thrashing babe terrified of the rising sun. The whole fucking point was to help other people with mental illness and…Christ weren’t you naive?
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The Definitive Ranking of Rocky Fighters
Read more: The Definitive Ranking of Rocky FightersWe finally have definitive rankings determined by a prestigious panel of former champs, top writers and the sharpest handicappers from the world of boxing.
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The 20 Most Ruthless Movie Performances of All Time
Read more: The 20 Most Ruthless Movie Performances of All TimeThe Dark Gospel According To Matt Cale
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L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car Sleeping
Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Guide To Car SleepingDesignated drivers are like and sexy models who eat chicken wings and hang out with fat guys: they only exist in beer commercials.
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Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American Male
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Russian Ark (2002)
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What’s The Deal With Women In Horror Movies?
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Black History Month Special: How you duuurrrn!– a black man in a dress is not the bellwether of conspiracy…unless it is.
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A Few More Ruthless Villains: 80’s Action Edition
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Top 10 Romantic Movies that won’t make you want to shoot up your local Ann Taylor
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id Cinema: The Genre We Love
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The Phantom Menace: The 100 Things Wrong With it Edition
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My Own Personal Jesus-The Eureka Springs Experience
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Death Without Dignity
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
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The Oscars: When Pigs Fly Edition
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
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Soul Plane
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
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A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
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Sawing Pigs Apart
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Oculus Interpretation
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The 2 Best Films of 2005
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Dead-Eye Alec: Or, Put that gun down!
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The Last Hurrah #5: Charles Bronson in Death Wish (1974)
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The Top 10 Words To Describe Midgets
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Ayn Rand’s Objectivism: The Cult of The Dirty Diaper
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My Five Most Shattering Orgasms
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Why Liberals Will Never Win The Gun Control Debate
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
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L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary
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Shaky Starts: Part Two
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Shaky Starts: Part One