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Barking Dogs: Citronella Dog Collar Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Barking Dogs: Citronella Dog Collar EditionSo my neighbors have been complaining that my dog has been barking non-stop. Yes, my sweet baby boy. I hate the electric zapping bark collars, so I went to Walmart and purchased a humane citronella collar.
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About That Life On Mars Thing
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: About That Life On Mars ThingSince the early days of science fiction, Martians have been part of our folklore. Sometimes they’re benevolent, often evil; but always just taken for granted as being existent. And though we’ve been to Mars lots of times, we’ve had eyes on it from the surface and from orbit, we have not yet managed to find…
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3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker Chat
Read more: 3 Ways to Deal with Annoying Players in Online Poker ChatFrom the play money games to nosebleeds, online poker is filled with jerks who will use chat to demean other players and celebrate their own superiority, real or imagined. (It’s almost always imagined).
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
Read more: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of AmericanaA few years ago I took a nice road trip, a 2,000 mile journey through Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska. According to the world of Matt Cale there is no bad Americana, but I beg to differ
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison EditionEditor’s Note: Here is an email that I got from one of our writers. I was pretty sure he was dead, since I hadn’t heard from him in 7 months. Anyway, enjoy, and welcome back, Paul.
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
Read more: Finding Bigfoot(2011)America is a country of masochists wanting nothing more than to be tied down, beat with fly swatters and be forced to choke down the hot, dripping load of whatever con artist we’re buying into at the moment.
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The Bible: A Book Review
Read more: The Bible: A Book ReviewWhat the Bible really is, is a collection of books that loosely chronicle the history of some primitive and very violent people who by their own coronation, somehow were the chosen people of the God they invented.
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The Top 10 Most Outrageous YouTube Eating Channels
Read more: The Top 10 Most Outrageous YouTube Eating ChannelsEDITOR’S NOTE: Since the original Top 10 list is over four years old, some things have changed. Things like some of these brave warriors have given up this dangerous folly. Have no fear, however, fresh troops are on the job, and here is an updated Top Ten List of the most outrageous YouTube Eating Channels.…
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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
Read more: Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t KnowYou never hear any positive stories about tornadoes. Why is it nobody has anything nice to say about them? Why does humanity harbor so much fear and hate for these gentle giants? It’s not like we were born hating tornadoes. No baby busts out the belly being a bigoted funnel-fearing Freddy. Chances are, you learned…
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”Brutal honesty. In 2005 I endured the ultimate tweaker nadir – I got arrested for possession with intent to distribute, and carrying weapons.
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Manchester By The Sea and political correctness
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America’s Next Top Nazi
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Noah: A Rant
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God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie Trailer
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