Author: Jonny
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The Alamo
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Read more: The AlamoJonny is starting to dislike history… If nothing else, The Alamo falsifies the theory that Dennis Quaid will only appear in movies with “good” scripts. Man, was this movie bad. I guess I need to get into the tediousness, the mendacity, how belabored the whole project was, but what I find stupefying is that supposedly…
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Das Boot
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Read more: Das BootDas Boot opens with a bunch of drunken sailors pissing on a U-Boat Captain and his officers. This is no doubt a metaphorical stab at the fact that the Nazi overlords essentially sent literal boatloads of U-Boat men into the meat grinder. 40,000 sailors went out in German subs. About 7,000 came back. Even…
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X2 – X Men United
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Read more: X2 – X Men UnitedX2 wasn’t bad per se. In fact, it sort of wasn’t anything. It just wasn’t.
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Big Fish
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Read more: Big FishWatching (or should I say enduring) Big Fish is like spending two hours with that obnoxious drunk at the end of the bar.
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Spiderman 2 (2004)
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Read more: Spiderman 2 (2004)Too much Man, not enough Spider.
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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
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Read more: ANY GIVEN SUNDAYStone is simply out of his fucking mind. And I love him for it.
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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
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Read more: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the ClonesStiff acting, corny love story and out of control computer graphics aside, Attack Of the Clones is a decent Star Wars movie.
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Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
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Read more: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)And at 53% good, well, I’m not sorry I watched it.
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Blade:Trinity
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Read more: Blade:TrinitySeriously, though, the Poochie-ness of the film was hard for me to stomach most of the time.