Comfortable and Furious

The Haunting (1999)


You know when you haven’t showered for a few days and you suddenly
realize that you can’t believe how inhumanly bad your own ass smells?
That is very similar to the feeling you get after watching The Haunting. Catherine Zeta Jones is in it, too. Instead of renting this travesty of filmmaking, go find a park and lay out in the sun.

Ruthless Ratings:

  • Film, Overall: 2
  • Story: 3
  • Acting : -2 That’s minus 2, not 2. Catherine Zeta Jones is retarded.
  • Direction: Oh man, you mean somebody actually directed this? I would have listed myself as Allen Smithy
  • DVD Extras: Why have extras? Who wants to know more about crap like this?



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