Nugget the cat returns for a holiday special filled with Christmas cheer! This time around, we decided to mix it up a bit. The special actually begins with a short intro before the title which features the preparations for a Spaghetti dinner. (if Scorsese can do it, why can’t we?) After the titles the holiday […]
The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
December 18, 2018 by
Film Title
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)Synopsis
When your wife is having no sex with you, but plenty with her boss, drastic measures are taken.
Director
Ethan and Joel CoenCast
Billy Bob Thorton
Frances McDormand
Michael Badalucco
James Gandolfini
Scarlet Johansson
Tony Shalhoub
Jon Polito
Richard Jenkins
In her relatively small, but pivotal, role as Birdy Abundus (what a name!) in The Man Who Wasn’t There, she not only beguiled Billy Bob Thortons cuckolded, confused, and revengeful barber Ed Crane, but a much younger yours truly. It was a mature, impressive performance which hinted at the star she would become. It is […]
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Netflix 2018)
November 29, 2018 by
Film Title
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Netflix 2018)Synopsis
A made for Netflix movie by the Coen Brothers
Director
Ethan Coen/Joel CoenCast
Tim Blake Nelson
Tom Waits
Willie Watson
Clancy Brown
David Krumholtz
James Franco
Liam Nelson
The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs (Netflix 2018) is a Netflix original anthology movie by the Coen Brothers. It has a 93% Fresh score on Rotten Tomatoes and a 78 at Metacritic. Your enjoyment of it most likely will hinge on how much you like the Coen Brothers movies as a sub-genre. The film used the […]
Overlord (2018)
November 18, 2018 by
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Overlord (2018)Synopsis
WW2 was horrible enough, but behind the lines there is even more horror to behold.
Cast
Jovan Adepo
Wyatt Russell
Mathilde Olliver
Pialou Asbaek
John Magaro
Iain De Caestecker
OVERLORD Overlord should get an Academy Award for blowing up stuff “real good.” This includes planes, vehicles, buildings, people, and the (relatively restrained) budget. BAD ROBOT is one of the producers, and that usually means quality. The movie begins promisingly with a World War 2 shot that rivals TORA! TORA! TORA! (1970) in terms of […]
Worst Gaming Genre Examples in Modern History
July 20, 2018 by
One of the best things about modern gaming is the sheer variety on offer. If you can imagine it, you can probably play it, for better or worse. Part of this is due to the lower barriers to entry which have occurred because of better creation tools, and a healthier development infrastructure, and part of […]
Fancy Yourself as a Builder of Empires? Try Throne: Kingdom at War
July 12, 2018 by
Freemium MMOs are all the rage right nowbut there are so many out there it can be hard to choose which one to play. The common themes are crafting, gathering resources, building up settlements, and venturing out to conquer other game areas. But, to be truly gripping, the game should have an engaging theme which […]
Escape From Tomorrow (2013)
November 29, 2017 by
Film Title
Escape From Tomorrow (2013)Synopsis
Disney receives a surreal middle finger!
Director
Randy MooreCast
Roy Abramsohn
Elena Schuber
Katelynn Rodriguez
Jack Dalton
Danielle Safady
Annet Mahendru
Escape From Tomorrow (2013) You hear someone has somehow filmed an entire movie at Walt Disney World without Disney’s knowledge. You can imagine it will look like found footage garbage with key scenes shot on sets indoors. This movie was shot in shimmering black and white by a real cinematographer, and 99% of the movie […]
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
November 27, 2017 by
Film Title
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D ChristmasSynopsis
A very stupid and needless 3D Christmas movie
Director
Todd Strauss-SchulsonCast
Kal Penn
John Cho
Danny Trejo
Kenneth Park
A Wafflebot
A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS When this movie isn’t being gross with the bodily fluid humor, or disturbing near-rape scene, (just does NOT belong in this kind of movie) it can be funny even when it is being oh, so very wrong. Oh, and a toddler gets stoned, dusted with cocaine and takes […]
Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
November 16, 2017 by
Film Title
Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)Synopsis
Another unnecessary, gaudy and creepy Santa Claus movie
Director
Jeannot SzwarcCast
Dudley Moore
John Lithgow
David Huddleston
Burgess Meredith
A bunch of cheesy reindeer
Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) You would think that the mash-up of Superman and the Santa Claus mythos would, at the very least, be interesting. You would be wrong. The Christopher Reeves starring Superman was such a hit that the producers decided to ape the origin story arc and apply it to Santa Claus. Interesting […]
Deck The Halls (2006)
November 13, 2017 by
Film Title
Deck The Halls (2006)Synopsis
The Baby Jesus weeps from outer space.
Cast
Danny DeVito
Matthew Broderick
Kristin Davis
Kristin Chenoweth
Alia Shawkat
Dylan Blue
[The Goat Chimes in pre-review] Deck The Halls (2006) is a delightfully funny Christmas Movie starring Danny Devito, Matthew Broderick and Kristin Davis. Of course, I’m just kidding as this was a horribly failed and vulgar attempt at a cash grab movie, with zero redeeming qualities. Just fuck this movie. It was just terrible and […]
