THE DARK TOWER: Sorry Stephen King, you are just wrong.

Film Title

The Dark Tower

Synopsis

This is The Dark Tower for Dummies

Director

Nikolaj Arcel

Cast

Jake Chambers-Tom Taylor
Roland Deschain-Idris Elba
Man In Black-Matthew McConaughey
Laurie Chambers-Katheryn Winnick
Dennis Haysbert-Steven Deschain

In regards to THE DARK TOWER, I think that Stephen King is becoming more deluded and less picky as he grows older. The author, who hated the film adaptation of THE SHINING, (he had some good points) has, incredibly, given the recent dim and dismal adaptation his blessing. This, from a man who called THE […]

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)

Film Title

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2014)

Synopsis

Anyone who has to sit through this mess of a movie is having a bad day

Director

Miguel Arteta

Cast

Steve Carell
Jennifer Garner
Ed Oxenbould
Dylan Minnette
Keris Dorsey
Bella Thorne

ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY (2014): It’s hard to figure out what demographic the film makers were aiming for. With a script that includes penis jokes, stripper jokes, poop jokes, and sex jokes, it is hardly appropriate for children. On the other hand, it is simply too brain dead for […]

The Fast and the Furious, is it out of control?

Film Title

Furious 7

Synopsis

Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his family for his comatose brother.

Director

James Wan

Cast

Vin Diesel
Jason Statham
Paul Walker
Michelle Rodriguez
Jordana Brewster
Dwayne Johnson
Tyrese Gibson


EDITORS NOTE: The Fast and the Furious, is it out of control? The Fast and the Furious started harmlessly enough, but has now grown into quite a franchise, for better or worse. This franchise has been mostly ignored by Ruthless, maybe because of the worse, or maybe because we are just lazy. We do have […]