Just say no…
to this movie!!
RED SONJA
April 19, 2006 by
Is lesbianism homoeroticism? These are the questions that will keep me from writing for legitimate (i.e. paying) publications.
RED HEAT
April 19, 2006 by
Tagline: “Moscow’s toughest detective. Chicago’s craziest cop. There’s only one thing worse than making them mad. Making them partners.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Russian Asshole and Polish Cop Kill Drug Dealers. Homoeroticism: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Gayest of all 80s Action films! ALERT! In Indian movies, sex is represented […]
RED DRAGON
April 19, 2006 by
I read a book once called, Four Screenplays: Studies in the American Screenplay. Essentially the author takes four blockbuster movies and analyzes the scripts, explaining along the way why they were such moneymakers and cultural phenomenons. Alongside Terminator 2, Dances With Wolves and Thelma and Louise is a section dealing with The Silence of the […]
RAW DEAL
April 19, 2006 by
Forget for a minute that Arnold actually goes into a gay bar and throws makeup on a guy’s face
RASHOMON
April 12, 2006 by
I want to talk about Rashomon in a non-film school way. So much, so very, very much, has been written about this film and more importantly its grandmaster writer/director Akira Kurosawa that it is difficult to get a word in edgewise. Most of what has been written, in my opinion, is quite accurate–but–the writings tend […]
LOST IN TRANSLATION
March 18, 2006 by
Tokyo has lots of bright, crazy lights and fucked up super-robot billboards!
LOST HIGHWAY
March 18, 2006 by
To quote my old roommate, Jaquay, Lost Highway is so bad that it made me question whether…
LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO TOWERS
March 17, 2006 by
Whatever my review might be, it just pales in comparison…
THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY
March 17, 2006 by
This is only because my own gaping ignorance is a continual wellspring of pain.
