THE RUNNING MAN

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Great dance, better movie.

RAW DEAL

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Forget for a minute that Arnold actually goes into a gay bar and throws makeup on a guy’s face

RED DRAGON

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I read a book once called, Four Screenplays: Studies in the American Screenplay. Essentially the author takes four blockbuster movies and analyzes the scripts, explaining along the way why they were such moneymakers and cultural phenomenons. Alongside Terminator 2, Dances With Wolves and Thelma and Louise is a section dealing with The Silence of the […]

RED HEAT

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  Tagline: “Moscow’s toughest detective. Chicago’s craziest cop. There’s only one thing worse than making them mad. Making them partners.” Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Russian Asshole and Polish Cop Kill Drug Dealers. Homoeroticism: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! Gayest of all 80s Action films! ALERT! In Indian movies, sex is represented […]

RED SONJA

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Is lesbianism homoeroticism? These are the questions that will keep me from writing for legitimate (i.e. paying) publications.

RASHOMON

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I want to talk about Rashomon in a non-film school way. So much, so very, very much, has been written about this film and more importantly its grandmaster writer/director Akira Kurosawa that it is difficult to get a word in edgewise. Most of what has been written, in my opinion, is quite accurate–but–the writings tend […]

LOST HIGHWAY

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To quote my old roommate, Jaquay, Lost Highway is so bad that it made me question whether…

LOST IN TRANSLATION

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Tokyo has lots of bright, crazy lights and fucked up super-robot billboards!

LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO TOWERS

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Whatever my review might be, it just pales in comparison…

THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY

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This is only because my own gaping ignorance is a continual wellspring of pain.