Author: Jonny
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Death Race 2000
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Read more: Death Race 2000The greatest film of all time. To involve David Carradine.
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My Best Fiend
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Read more: My Best FiendKinski/Herzog fucking rule. Period.
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The Good Girl
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Read more: The Good GirlThe Good Girl is a good movie. Not great, and not particularly memorable.
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Terminator 3: Rise of The Machines
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Read more: Terminator 3: Rise of The MachinesYou do not need to use computer effects to simulate the melting of the head of a plastic mannequin! Just fucking melt it!
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Carlito’s Way
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Read more: Carlito’s WayIf it was my movie, it would have been Kleinfeld’s Way
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The Alamo
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Read more: The AlamoJonny is starting to dislike history… If nothing else, The Alamo falsifies the theory that Dennis Quaid will only appear in movies with “good” scripts. Man, was this movie bad. I guess I need to get into the tediousness, the mendacity, how belabored the whole project was, but what I find stupefying is that supposedly…
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The Getaway (1972)
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Read more: The Getaway (1972)Steve McQueen stars as Doc McCoy, a con who just can’t take being locked up anymore, especially after the parole board rejects him.
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Spider-Man
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Read more: Spider-ManWow! I mean, fuck me and wow! Spider-Man is an amazing movie.
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Zoolander
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Read more: ZoolanderZoolander, you’re serious? If they spent more than twelve dollars total on this film they got ripped off.