There is a pretty decent film laying under all that green screen.

Stubborn good beats Sexy bad.

You really don’t want to fuck with Snake Plissken.

Think fast. Look alive. Die hard.

Smoker, McClane, runs 30 miles in two hours.

Scumbags, Cokeheads and Stupid Chiefs all suck, Ka-boom.

The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.

Conan hates animals. People, too.

Point is, I know porn when I hear it, and that was straight up fucking porn. NAMBLA porn.

An American Cop in Japan. Their country. Their laws. Their game. His rules.