Transformers: The Last Knight

Film Title

Transformers: The Last Knight

Synopsis

Just stop.

Director

Michael Bay

Cast

Mark Wahlberg
Anthony Hopkins
Stanley Tucci
Laura Haddock
Josh Duhamel
Isabel Moner
Peter Cullen
John Goodman
John Turturro
Ken Watanabe
Gemma Chan
Steve Buscemi

A run-on sentence, but with explosions. I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is Transformers: The Last Knight is the third best (and third worst) movie in the franchise. The bad news is it’s still a Transformers sequel. Yes, you read that right and you are wrong – the first Transformers movie […]

Cars 3

Film Title

Cars 3

Director

Brian Fee

Cast

Owen Wilson
Nathan Fillion
Cristela Alonzo
Armie Hammer
Chris Cooper
Larry the Cable Guy
Kerry Washington
Bonnie Hunt
Tony Shalhoub

You can take your stats and shove up them up your tailpipe. As a lifelong baseball fan, statistics are interesting to me, have been ever since I was a kid. I loved reading baseball articles that painted a fantastical picture of my favorite players doing seemingly otherworldly things and I loved how they weaved in […]

Prometheus (2012)

Film Title

Prometheus

Synopsis

Cave art leads humans to their creators and black goo.

 

Director

Ridley Scott

Cast

Noomi Rapace
Michael Fassbender
Charlize Theron
Guy Pearce
Idris Elba
Sean Harris
Logan Marshall-Green

Prometheus (2012) The last time I saw a movie as incomplete as Prometheus was when I saw I am Legend. I remember leaving the theater after I am Legend being really disappointed and thinking there were twenty minutes missing that would have helped the movie make more sense. Lo and behold, the DVD included an […]

The Mummy (2017)

Film Title

The Mummy (2017)

Synopsis

A secret organization battles an evil mummy with mercury and Tom Cruise.

Director

Alex Kurtzman

Cast

Tom Cruise
Russell Crowe
Annabelle Wallis
Sofia Boutella
Jake Johnson
Courtney B. Vance

No, a different mummy. Did you know that Universal Pictures is launching a whole franchise called Dark Universe? Maybe I’m slipping a bit on Hollywood current events because I had not heard so much as a whisper about this until screening the first film in the franchise – The Mummy – Tuesday night (June 7). […]

Wonder Woman

Film Title

Wonder Woman

Synopsis

Wonder Woman overcomes World War I German armies and Zack Snyder’s writing and style to deliver the first worthwhile DCEU film.

Director

Patty Jenkins

Cast

Gal Gadot
Chris Pine
Danny Huston
Robin Wright
Connie Nielsen
David Thewlis
Elena Anaya

No, I will not make a lasso of truth or wonder pun. As I write this (on May 31), Wonder Woman is currently enjoying a 97% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes (over 93 reviews). No, that is not a typo and, yes, we’re talking about a DC movie co-written and co-produced by Zack Snyder (directed […]

Alien: Covenant

Film Title

Alien: Covenant

Director

Ridley Scott

Cast

Michael Fassbender
Katherine Waterston
Billy Crudup
Danny McBride
Demian Bichir
Goran D Kleut
Andrew Crawford

A great use of a mulligan. After the visually pleasing, but narrative mess that was 2012’s Prometheus, and the continued misses in the video game arena, the Alien franchise has been on life support for years. To be fair, Prometheus turned something of a profit and the critical reception was favorable, but the majority of […]

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Film Title

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Director

Guy Ritchie

Cast

Charlie Hunnam
Jude Law
Djimon Hounsou
Aidan Gillen
Astrid Berges-Frisbey
Eric Bana

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. Once upon a time a director set out to tell his version of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. That director had a grand vision of using his unique frantic style of cinematography and a pile of 3-D effects to bring King Arthur, dirt, and a […]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Film Title

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Synopsis

Family matters and poop jokes.



Cast

Chris Pratt
Zoe Saldana
Dave Bautista
Vin Diesel
Bradley Cooper
Michael Rooker
Kurt Russell
Karen Gillan
Pom Klementieff
Elizabeth Debicki

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Well, it had to end sometime. Marvel was on amazing streak of great movie after great movie, but nothing goes on forever. Kind of like United States’ good standing in the world, but that’s a discussion for another time. Back in 2014, we all wondered how a movie featuring […]

The Lost City of Z

Film Title

The Lost City of Z

Synopsis

The boring life story of Percy Fawcett, a British explorer who never finds what he’s looking for, but does leave his wife and family multiple times.

Director

James Gray

Cast

Charlie Hunnam
Sienna Miller
Tom Holland
Robert Pattinson
Angus MacFadyen

As you might already know, I’m a huge fan of history. Whenever there is a movie about a historical event, I’m in. I did not know that The Lost City of Z was non-fiction, having not read the book, nor did I do any research prior to the screening. All I knew about it was […]

Gifted

Film Title

Gifted

Synopsis

A young math prodigy becomes the poster child for an old George Carlin rant.

Director

Marc Webb

Cast

Chris Evans
McKenna Grace
Octavia Spencer
Lindsay Duncan
Jenny Slate

In 1999, George Carlin recorded a set called You Are All Diseased, in which he did a segment ranting about the then current obsession with children. Not that that obsession has abated at all over the last two decades, but he specifically went off about parents overloading their children with structure and play dates. After […]