So we will play a game of war, each of us having stacked our deck of cunt cards in advance with the most despicable athletes …

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When it came down to it, it really was everyone else against the Patriots.

Joe Gibbs should just take the cross out of his ass because prayer and relying on Mark Brunell got him jack shit.

AFC East – Home of Your Probable Super Bowl Champion.

As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.

The irony in all of this is that every Saturday afternoon in the fall, Los Angeles tells the NFL to go fuck itself.

Generally speaking, Jesus freaks love publicity. They take to it like gay guys at the club take to amyl-nitrates, cocaine and anonymous sex in the bathroom.

Teams like the Lions, Texans, Vikings, Rams and Bills consistently fuck up their drafts because they think they have some magical ability to see something on film that no one else sees.