Category: NFL
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Advice on How to Watch Live Sports without Any Interruptions
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Read more: Advice on How to Watch Live Sports without Any InterruptionsLive streaming sports events has changed the game. Streaming lets people watch from anywhere, even if they are very far away
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3 of the Worst Player Busts in NFL History
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Read more: 3 of the Worst Player Busts in NFL HistoryNFL Draft Day is synonymous with ‘hope for my team day.’ But unfortunately, being one of the best players in college ball doesn’t always translate to the NFL pro-style of play. Today, let’s have a look at a few of the worst player investments NFL franchises have made over the years. I should put a…
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NFL Off-Season Report: The Brady Bunch Edition -or- tl;dr, A Wife’s Tale of a move
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Read more: NFL Off-Season Report: The Brady Bunch Edition -or- tl;dr, A Wife’s Tale of a moveTuesday March 17, 2020 Dear Diary: Today started out just like every other day. I woke up at the stroke of eleven, held my face over a simmering pot of raw wheat grass juice for eight minutes and twenty seconds, then had breakfast. Under the direction of Tom’s trainer, I’ve been eating the same breakfast…
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NFL Football: Super Bowl Sunday Edition
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Read more: NFL Football: Super Bowl Sunday EditionHere we are, again. Perhaps for the last time. The next second, let alone the next year, is undefined, but there are 1000 things happening around here, every second, every day, and especially every morning when I awake to hear them pounding outward from my temples. Let’s understand each other from Jump Street; this was…
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NFL Conference Championship: Send In The Clowns Edition
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Read more: NFL Conference Championship: Send In The Clowns EditionWell *yawn* another sweep. I haven’t done any year-end totals yet but my unofficial scratchpad math has us somewhere in the neighborhood of 52-26, 4 out of 5 on futures and props, and $347 to Save the Hampton House. We mostly do self-deprecation around here but if another handicapper has a comparable record – free…
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NFL Playoffs,Divisional Round: Time Is Of The Essence Edition
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Read more: NFL Playoffs,Divisional Round: Time Is Of The Essence Edition“I want to be the Brady. I want to be the Brady of Baltimore if I could.” “Or you can be me. I brought multiple [championships to Baltimore], too.” “You too! But you know he played quarterback, so that’s why I’m saying Tom Brady.” “Don’t play.” “[laughs, walks away]” –Lamar Jackson being interviewed by jealous…
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NFL Wild Card Week: Weep Again for the Poor Bills Edition, Because Watt Is Back
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Read more: NFL Wild Card Week: Weep Again for the Poor Bills Edition, Because Watt Is BackTo quote legendary American songbird Marvin Lee “Meatloaf” Aday, “Motherfucker, you do not wanna fuck with me! You look in my eyes I am the last person in the fucking world you ever fucking wanna fuck with!” And two out of three ain’t baaaaaaad, of course. No excuses on the Browns loss though. I knew…
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NFL Week 17: Nappy-Headed ‘Hos Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 17: Nappy-Headed ‘Hos EditionCheck your watches! By which I mean, like, just pretend people still wear appropriately-sized watches for a second. Okay? Everyone staring blankly at their wrist for no reason? Okay great, because it’s just about time for my GOD COMPLEX! Imagine me with fists in the air as Pachelbel’s Canon in D plays in the background.…
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NFL Week 16: Amazon Dot Everything Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 16: Amazon Dot Everything EditionHOLY HELL IT’S WEEK 16 unless we already did that callback? I don’t think so. Weird how fast this season seems, though. I think with the Thursday games being a season-long thing, Saturdays starting this week, and the way the college season is structured now, you never get a chance to take a breath and…
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NFL Week 15: Get Off My Lawn Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 15: Get Off My Lawn EditionIt’s been quite the week for keeping my language in check. I don’t mean self-censorship, and I’m not about to break out a bunch of Prager U Adam Carolla P.C.-culture-has-run-amok garbage. Some Asian girl at Oberlin with too much time on her hands had a bad idea. Some kids flip out during finals week. Big…