GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING

Another Movie Review!

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

I’m actually sort of speechless.

GIGLI

I want to die.

GHOST WORLD

So funny yet so sad that you feel guilty about your laughter.

UNDISCOVERED

Matt Cale and the Shithouse

THE GETAWAY

Steve McQueen stars as Doc McCoy, a con who just can’t take being locked up anymore, especially after the parole board rejects him.

HOSTEL

Would you pay $25,000 to torture and kill an American? Itís an intriguing question, and one made that much more pointed given that most of the world would gleefully answer in the affirmative.

GERRY

Maybe Matt Damon deserved that Oscar.

GEORGE W. BUSH: FAITH IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Nobody spends more time on his knees than George W. Bush.

THE ALAMO

Jonny is starting to dislike history… If nothing else, The Alamo falsifies the theory that Dennis Quaid will only appear in movies with “good” scripts. Man, was this movie bad. I guess I need to get into the tediousness, the mendacity, how belabored the whole project was, but what I find stupefying is that supposedly […]