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Death Hunt (1981)
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Read more: Death Hunt (1981)The not totally appropriately titled Death Hunt is about as much fun as you can have watching a movie. It features our man Charles Bronson, along with Lee Marvin and 80s Action standout Carl Weathers, shooting at each other in the frostbitten mountains of the Yukon for almost a full two hours. What can…
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Dancer in the Dark (2000)
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Read more: Dancer in the Dark (2000)It’s based on a fairy tail and done as a melodrama and musical, so it uses the logic of all three.
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Crossroads (2002)
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Read more: Crossroads (2002)Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.
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The Cooler
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Read more: The CoolerAlec Baldwin steals this one.
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Convoy (1978)
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Read more: Convoy (1978)What the? Um, all right, so I am cognizant of the fact that I just watched a film, and that moving images jumped around in front of my eyes for about two hours and there was sound and fury and all that, but I have no fucking idea what I just saw. Convoy–which came out…
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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)
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Read more: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)George Clooney is an amazing director.
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Collateral (2004)
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Read more: Collateral (2004)Collateral, or Terminator 4 as I like to call it, was a pleasure to sit through.
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Cobra Verde (1987)
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Read more: Cobra Verde (1987)Kinski goes fucking insane.
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Pearl Harbor (2001)
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Read more: Pearl Harbor (2001)Bruckheimer at His Very, Very Worst
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Party Monster
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Read more: Party MonsterJonny Feels Down