Author: Plexico Gingrich
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Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance
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Read more: Sympathy For Mr. VengeanceDarkest of the Dark
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Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible Deaths
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Read more: Why Bad Tippers Deserve Horrible DeathsIf you do not tip, or if you tip substantially less than social norms dictate, you deserve to be drowned in a cauldron of boiling vomit. You are the worst. A dictator who cleansed the earth of bad tippers would be remembered as a hero for a hundred generations. The argument for tipping is pretty…
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Showdown In Little Tokyo
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Read more: Showdown In Little TokyoThe gayest movie ever made.
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Double Impact
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Read more: Double ImpactWhat could possibly be better than one JCVD?
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The Expendables
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Read more: The ExpendablesChose Your Weapon.
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The Top 10 Most Awesome 80s Action Deaths
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Read more: The Top 10 Most Awesome 80s Action DeathsImpaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.
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Chinese Moms: A Rant
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Read more: Chinese Moms: A RantLet’s start with the popular view of China and its role in the future. This whole ‘Chinese Moms’ controversy was only possible because this is what we actually believe: It seems to be a common enough view that this race of pitiless automatons will come to dominate us all. But really, this baroque showcase is…
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
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Read more: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)Hahaha. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? How incredibly stupid, amiright?!! No. Periodically, a lot of people who are detached from popular culture and/or think Forrest Gump is a masterpiece because they regard cinema from the perspective of someone who is only aware of silly entertainment, some of which they mistake for great art, for which they…
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Akarui Mirai (Bright Future)
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Read more: Akarui Mirai (Bright Future)When one of the central characters in a film is a man with fetishistic fixation on his pet jellyfhish and he inexplicably bludgeons two people to death before wrapping himself in wire and committing suicide, you can be fairly certain that the film comes from Japan.
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Rollerball
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Read more: RollerballThe story, such as there is, sucks. There are smaller points of suckiness. Here’s a short list.