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Beautiful Creatures (2013)
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Read more: Beautiful Creatures (2013)What the fuck happened to Jeremy Irons?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Read more: On Her Majesty’s Secret ServiceBond is pursued by anonymous thugs. His service weapon is stolen. The crane depot has a midget custodian. Bond ruins a calendar.
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Mud
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Read more: MudThe mark of maturity is the realization that everyone has a moment to lie, but also that the moment of deceit is not necessarily the mark of constant dishonesty.
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The Iceman
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Read more: The IcemanI’d say there’s a couple of reasons why this film won’t do well. The first is because this film conveys all the squalor of the mob life with none of the glamour. The second is,,,
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Star Trek: Into Darkness
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Read more: Star Trek: Into DarknessThere are many who will complain about Abram’s Trek as being a cold cash grab, which it is, but they miss the point. This is storytelling as it traditionally was. Before copyright monopolized canons…
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The Great Gatsby (1974)
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Read more: The Great Gatsby (1974)The 1974 Gatsby vs. the 2013: Would you rather wince or yawn? Those are your options. One film is engaging but with painful exposition; the other is well acted but as dull as your grandmotherÂs house.
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The Great Gatsby (2013)
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Read more: The Great Gatsby (2013)We hazed our newest film cricket by making him see the new Gatsby. He describes it as a useful tool for seducing fourteen year old girls, Welcome aboard!
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Ferris Bueller: Psychopath
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Read more: Ferris Bueller: PsychopathI’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again….
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Karate Kid-The Misunderstood: Johnny Lawrence
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Read more: Karate Kid-The Misunderstood: Johnny LawrenceJohnny Lawrencethe timeless bullyhandsome, wealthy and rolling deep with sniveling minions eager to knock a nerd…
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Rocky III
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Read more: Rocky IIILet’s face it, folks — Rocky and Apollo want to fuck. They always have. Here, in the third installment, they come as close as they ever would to breaking…