Author: Vandel
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Moon (2009)
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Read more: Moon (2009)Sam Rockwell stars in one of the best science fiction films in years.
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Inara, The Jungle Girl
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Read more: Inara, The Jungle GirlYes, I watched this movie. I’ll admit that I spent most of my time watching this movie waiting for Winston Burbank’s penis to enter the frame, fully erect and ready for action.
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Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)
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Read more: Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)Well, I guess they are kind of large.
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John Wick
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Read more: John WickHere it is, folks: The best movie of 2014. Sure, the Academy released their list recently, but apparently they didn’t feel that this film was worthy of inclusion. I don’t know why. Birdman was amazing, but did they really find four films better than John Wick, Inherent Vice, Nightcrawler, and The Interview? Why are there…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
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Read more: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)Under the Orange, White, and Teal.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
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Read more: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)Turtles that possess Power.
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Lucy: Scarlet Johansson Shall Envelop Us All
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Read more: Lucy: Scarlet Johansson Shall Envelop Us AllScarlett Johansson and the Cerebral Capacities! Live at Casino Morongo!
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Moms’ Night Out
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Read more: Moms’ Night OutThe Unbearable Whiteness of White People.
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Total Recall (2012) (NSFW)
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Read more: Total Recall (2012) (NSFW)Rated PG-13!
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Jupiter Ascending (2015)
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Read more: Jupiter Ascending (2015)Sean Bean lives!