Comfortable and Furious

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

I can’t stand the song “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”

It is a song about bullying, classism and outright bigotry shaming of a reindeer, who from no fault of his own, had an unfortunate birthmark. The other reindeer would have nothing to do with him…That is…until/unless Santa intervened.

Why did Santa, who had put up with this reindeer snobbery, finally decide to do something about it? It was not because he had finally found a conscience…or morality…It was because his entire Amazon Prime revenue stream had been threatened by Mother Nature’s foggy night.

Santa had ignored 11 months and 29 days of the emotional abuse heaped on Rudolph by the other, recusant reindeer. As far as he was concerned, Rudolph could have just been Christmas stew…Illuminated…until he found a financial use for Rudolph. Rudolph, of course, went along with this farce…like a Stepford Wife, because he craved attention.

The other reindeers followed suit, whoring for Santa and his pecuniary decision. “Then how all the reindeer loved him…And they shouted out with glee.” Freaking sluts, each and every one.

Sometimes, I just hate Christmas.






2 responses to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

  1. Alexandre Laquerre Avatar
    Alexandre Laquerre

    Yeah…. there is a moment ,like in the case of a lot of Disney movies, that we try to save these old time movies that just didn’t age well as it was for au audience thatbis no longer is the same reality. I am dead cancel culture but I do believe in informed and accountable culture.

    Rudolph the red nose reindeer like many other movies (Disney for example) should stop being remade and showned in a different light.
    It was a different age, life was tough and cruel. Children died of starvation.
    What purpose to read the little girl who sold matches. As a parent it only prevents me from sleeping thinking of that child. Or the abused child like Rudolph as if it’s a tale of a hero or the ugly little duckling.

    Seriously, we need to stop promoting this and just move on to new stuff.

  2. Goat Avatar

    Thanks for your input.

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