LESSONS OF DARKNESS

Does a less joyful piece of art exist?

JUMP

Forget everything you thought you knew about bad movies.

JULIAN DONKEY BOY

Chloe Sevigny was good in Kids where she looked hot and fell asleep and got raped.

JURASSIC PARK 3

If you are going to make a movie about Dinosaurs, put some
fucking Dinosaurs in it!

JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

You know you’re fucked when Ben Affleck is the bright spot of the
movie you rented.

JACOB’S LADDER

What a horrible movie to finger some stink!

PITCH BLACK

While be no means a perfect film, the check marks in the good column way outweigh the bad column.

THE LADYKILLERS

Fantastic. I really don’t know how else to start off this review. The Ladykillers is fantastic.

THE LADIES MAN

First of all, how anybody associated with Saturday Night Live is able to walk
down the street without getting a beat down, let alone get money from a major…

K-19

The only thing worse than being in the Russian Army is being in the
Russian Navy. The only thing worse than being in the Russian Navy is…