THE POLAR EXPRESS

Jonny is Jewish.

KUNG FU HUSTLE

Kung-Fu axe dancing!

KNOCKAROUND GUYS

12 year olds can’t pull the trigger.

KITCHEN STORIES

Compelling, interesting and enjoyable.

KINSEY

Kinsey – a great intellectual who opened the eyes of those blind to the joys of sex by the small-mindedness of religion.

KING KONG (2005)

Friends, hear me now: Peter Jackson has created the single loudest movie in the history of the world. King Kong, the latest and biggest from King Hobbit himself is deafening. Nearly three hours of screams, shouts, bellows, grunts, roars, rock slides, dinosaur stampedes, gunfire and car crashes. Actually, lots of just plain old crashes, too. […]

KING ARTHUR

I’ll tell you right off the bat, I enjoyed King Arthur a whole hell of a lot more than I was expecting to.

K-19

The only thing worse than being in the Russian Army is being in the
Russian Navy. The only thing worse than being in the Russian Navy is…

JURASSIC PARK 3

If you are going to make a movie about Dinosaurs, put some
fucking Dinosaurs in it!

JUMP

Forget everything you thought you knew about bad movies.