PITCH BLACK
While be no means a perfect film, the check marks in the good column way outweigh the bad column.
THE LADIES MAN
First of all, how anybody associated with Saturday Night Live is able to walk
down the street without getting a beat down, let alone get money from a major…
THE LADYKILLERS
Fantastic. I really don’t know how else to start off this review. The Ladykillers is fantastic.
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
You know you’re fucked when Ben Affleck is the bright spot of the
movie you rented.
JULIAN DONKEY BOY
Chloe Sevigny was good in Kids where she looked hot and fell asleep and got raped.
JURASSIC PARK 3
If you are going to make a movie about Dinosaurs, put some
fucking Dinosaurs in it!
K-19
The only thing worse than being in the Russian Army is being in the
Russian Navy. The only thing worse than being in the Russian Navy is…
