It’s been two and a half years since John Wick murdered scores of people over a dead dog and stolen car and I still don’t understand how that movie scored an 85% critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was easily one of the worst written movies of 2014 that somehow got a complete pass because […]
John Wick: Chapter 2
February 10, 2017 by
Film Title
John Wick: Chapter 2Synopsis
Knee shot, head shot. Knee shot, head shot.
Director
Chad StahelskiCast
Keanu Reeves
Laurence Fishburne
Ruby Rose
Ian McShane
Common
Riccardo Scamarcio
Claudia Gernin
John Leguizamo
The Space Between Us
February 4, 2017 by
Film Title
The Space Between UsSynopsis
Bored Martian teenager acts just like bored Earth teenager – Skyping, ignoring parents, and stealing cars.
Director
Peter ChelsomCast
Gary Oldman
Asa Butterfield
Carla Gugino
Britt Robertson
BD Wong
My immediate impression of The Space Between Us was it was cute, I guess. That might be the last nice thing I say about this film because I spent the last twenty-four hours realizing that it’s kind of bad. Then I looked up the current Rotten Tomatoes score and…oh. Oh no. 11%? It wasn’t that […]
Gold
January 27, 2017 by
Film Title
GoldSynopsis
Matthew McConaughey drives his gold-filled Lincoln from Indonesia to New York City
Director
Stephan GaghanCast
Matthew McConaughey
Edgar Ramirez
Corey Stoll
Bryce Dallas Howard
Craig T. Nelson
Stacy Keach
The first thing you are going to do after watching Gold is look up the actual story the film is based on. Actually, the real first thing you are going to do after watching Gold is find a Lincoln commercial so as to try to get the image of fat, comb-over, snaggle-tooth Matthew McConaughey out […]
