It’s been two and a half years since John Wick murdered scores of people over a dead dog and stolen car and I still don’t understand how that movie scored an 85% critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was easily one of the worst written movies of 2014 that somehow got a complete pass because […]
John Wick: Chapter 2
Film TitleJohn Wick: Chapter 2
Knee shot, head shot. Knee shot, head shot.
The Space Between Us
Film TitleThe Space Between Us
Bored Martian teenager acts just like bored Earth teenager – Skyping, ignoring parents, and stealing cars.
My immediate impression of The Space Between Us was it was cute, I guess. That might be the last nice thing I say about this film because I spent the last twenty-four hours realizing that it’s kind of bad. Then I looked up the current Rotten Tomatoes score and…oh. Oh no. 11%? It wasn’t that […]
Matthew McConaughey drives his gold-filled Lincoln from Indonesia to New York City
Bryce Dallas Howard
Craig T. Nelson
The first thing you are going to do after watching Gold is look up the actual story the film is based on. Actually, the real first thing you are going to do after watching Gold is find a Lincoln commercial so as to try to get the image of fat, comb-over, snaggle-tooth Matthew McConaughey out […]