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DEEP BLUE

This was the best movie of this year. Everyone else can just stop making whatever they’re making and give up. DEEP BLUE is INSANE.

By Schultz: March 10, 2006
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FUCK VICE

Basically there is no difference between Vice readers and high-powered day-traders besides the degree of pretension.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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BAY AREA BIKERS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

ALL OF THEM.YES, YOU TOO. . .. . . ASSHOLE!!!!!!

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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SCHULTZ’S GUIDE TO ENJOYING SAN FRANCISCO

Enjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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ARIEL SHARON GOES 100% APESHIT

In a June 26 speech today, given at the Knesset, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon had this to say:
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By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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MEL GIBSON & ME

Hypocritical Christians…Hypocritical Jews…Nutter Popes…Schultz’s Passion…Modernity Sucking…Millionaires Gone Wild…Tons of Anal…

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW

Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

By Schultz: March 7, 2006
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ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU

The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids.

By Schultz: March 7, 2006