DEEP BLUE

This was the best movie of this year. Everyone else can just stop making whatever they’re making and give up. DEEP BLUE is INSANE.

FUCK VICE

Basically there is no difference between Vice readers and high-powered day-traders besides the degree of pretension.

BAY AREA BIKERS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

ALL OF THEM.YES, YOU TOO. . .. . . ASSHOLE!!!!!!

SCHULTZ’S GUIDE TO ENJOYING SAN FRANCISCO

Enjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.

ARIEL SHARON GOES 100% APESHIT

In a June 26 speech today, given at the Knesset, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon had this to say:
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MEL GIBSON & ME

Hypocritical Christians…Hypocritical Jews…Nutter Popes…Schultz’s Passion…Modernity Sucking…Millionaires Gone Wild…Tons of Anal…

50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW

Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.

ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES

I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…

SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD

Tokyo Damage Report!

ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU

The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids.