This was the best movie of this year. Everyone else can just stop making whatever they’re making and give up. DEEP BLUE is INSANE.
The only way to enjoy ZARDOZ is to watch it and keep repeating to yourself, ‘someone MADE this. Someone MADE this”
ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU
The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids.
SCHULTZ’S IDEAL WORLD
Tokyo Damage Report!
ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALES
I defy anyone to find me even ONE instance of an Asian-american woman expressing even a SHRED of gratitude…
50 CENT: THE RUTHLESS INTERVIEW
Our Tokyo Damaged Reporter caught top-of-the-pops rapper 50 Cent in a jovial mood.
MEL GIBSON & ME
Hypocritical Christians…Hypocritical Jews…Nutter Popes…Schultz’s Passion…Modernity Sucking…Millionaires Gone Wild…Tons of Anal…
ARIEL SHARON GOES 100% APESHIT
In a June 26 speech today, given at the Knesset, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon had this to say:
SCHULTZ’S GUIDE TO ENJOYING SAN FRANCISCO
Enjoying San Fran is pretty simple. Just get out of the city.
BAY AREA BIKERS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
ALL OF THEM.YES, YOU TOO. . .. . . ASSHOLE!!!!!!