Author: John Welsh

Betty is the only reason, other than the Pretty Maids to see this piece of shit. Betty is horny, not having had sex in 13 months.

Two views of the next stage in devolution. “You shall know them by their tools.”

Honey Don’t! is what a lesbian detective movie would look like if Mickey Spillane wrote it

The level of concentration required to follow a well plotted mystery is beyond someone who finds the label on a ketchup bottle a insurmountable challenge.

O Canada takes the form of an on camera confession. Leo is compelled to filter it through the lens of a video camera, a serious upgrade form the one he used after answering the call of his true vocation, that of documentary filmmaker.

Due to Bigelow’s inability to introduce characters in parallel action, we the viewers must endure several ”turn back the clock” actions to zero hour.

In the early morning February 17, 1970, Green Beret Captain Jeffrey MacDonald, M.D. called the police to his home in Fort Bragg, North Carolina.

It turns out the newspaper reports were wrong, the dinosaurs were not wiped-out 65 million years ago by a comet impact.