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Batman Ninja (2018)

Batman Ninja (2018) Right. Even with the lowest of expectations, this film could not possibly appeal to even the most masturbation-induced brain damaged victims of whatever DC anime cult still exists. This attempt at a movie was so childish and horribly written and displayed that I don’t know who else it could possibly appeal to.

We are thrust into an in media res by a time machine. Batman instantly, and for no apparent reason recognizes this to be Historic Japan. God, the Joker was just shrill, annoying and horrible, just like every other aspect of this movie.

Batman Ninja (2018)

There was not one line, one scene or one portion of this drudge that was even slightly adequate, much less remarkable. Looks like you are fresh out of those fans, so what are you going to do now, Joker? This is what it is. This is an example of the unremarkable dialogue that is the essence of this horrible movie. Enter Cat woman…yawn…yawn…yawn…as they review Grod’s dirty work. Explain…explain…explain, for all the dumbasses that are still watching this shit-pile.

Lets see…The Joker. I really don’t need to go on. The rest of this movie is just more of the same, only worse. This thing is unwatchable.

0.0/10.0 With the Goatesians Seal of Disapproval. Avoid.



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