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Chester is an ex-con from the state of cornfields and methamphetamines. This is the part where we’d insult him, but he can beat the shit out of any of us.

Chester

Put Motley Crue In The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

by Chester April 29, 2013

If Shout was the last thing they did before say, dying in a spectacular four seater Ferrari crash following their appearance at the U.S. Festival in 1983, the members of Motley Crue would be undisputed legends. But…

End of Watch

by Chester April 1, 2013

At Ruthless Reviews we don’t much like cops. Well, I don’t anyway. A lot of the rest of these guys I think are narcs.

CHESTER VISITS THE IOWA STATE FAIR

by Chester September 11, 2010

Corn-based ethanol for everyone.

FOOTLOOSE

by Chester August 24, 2009

80′s Dance Action

RANCID: LET THE DOMINOES FALL

by Chester August 14, 2009

To this particular critic, now in his mid-30′s and listening to like six new records a year, LTDF is a helluva solid comeback.

POINT BREAK

by Chester August 9, 2009

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

AN OPEN LETTER TO SHEPARD SMITH

by Chester June 12, 2009

Stop torturing yourself, Shep.

GREAT WHITE ROCKS IOWA

by Chester June 1, 2009

Great White plays My Waterloo Days 2009

Glenn Beck: Conservative Bawl Boy

by Chester March 1, 2009

As we second guess ourselves through Obama’s first 100 days, conservatives are falling all over one another swearing allegiance to their dying cause. Assuring themselves that by sticking to their dogmatic worldview and neocon principles they’ll recapture the hearts and minds of the American people and win the next election. Most of us know that [...]