Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Review

Film Title

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Synopsis

Hey, maybe we could just let Star Wars… end.

Director

JJ Abrams

Cast

Harrison Ford
Carrie Fisher
Mark Hamill (for 30 seconds)
Chewbacca
Some other people

When did the Force fall asleep?

Terminator: Genisys Review

Film Title

Terminator: Genisys

Synopsis

No Arnold penis. : (

Director

Alan Taylor

Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Emilia Clarke
Jai Courtney
Jason Clarke
J.K. Simmons

Guys, you misspelled the title!

Quest For Bush (Night of Bush Capturing) Review

Oh, W.

Jupiter Ascending Review

Film Title

Jupiter Ascending

Synopsis

What a clusterfrak.

Director

The Wachowskis

Cast

Mila Kunis
Channing Tatum
Sean Bean

Sean Bean lives!

Blackhat Review

Film Title

Blackhat

Synopsis

The Internet, etc.

Director

Michael Mann

Cast

Chris Hemsworth
Wang Leehom
Tang Wei
Viola Davis

What if the Internet was real?

Outcast Review

Film Title

Outcast

Synopsis

Nicolas Cage.

Director

Nicholas Powell

Cast

Nicolas Cage
Hayden Christensen
Liu Yifei
Andy On
Bill Su Jiahang
Coco Wang
Anoja Dias Bolt
Jike Junyi

Nicolas Cage.

The Identical Review

Film Title

The Identical

Synopsis

Christian Devil Music!

Director

Dustin Marcellino

Cast

Blake Rayne
Ray Liotta
Ashley Judd
Seth Green
Joe Pantoliano

Boogie Woogie Rock and Roll!

Kingsman: The Secret Service Review

Film Title

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Synopsis

Bond on Bond.

Director

Matthew Vaughn

Cast

Colin Firth
Samuel L. Jackson
Taron Egerton
Sofia Boutella
Sophie Cookson
Mark Strong
Michael Caine

The Western World, 2015: A Summary.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit – The Intimidation Game

GamerGate’s Revenge.

John Wick Review

Film Title

John Wick

Synopsis

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, the director stated that this film has a body count of 84.

Director

Chad Stahelski

Cast

Keanu Reeves
Michael Nyqvist
Willem Dafoe
Ian McShane
Adrianne Palicki
Lance Reddick
John Leguizamo
Dean Winters

Movie of the Year.