Every Predator Movie: Is too much of a good thing a bad thing?

I love Predator. But do I love him after watching all 5 movies in a row?

Total Recall (1990)

Total Recall  Released: 1990 Tagline: They stole his mind, now he wants it back. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Arnold breathes new life into Mutants, Midgets and Tits. Homoeroticism: Arnold was classic Arnold and he never disappoints us with his disdain for anything hetero. As the movie opened he was […]

Robocop 2 Review

Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.

PREDATOR

The great states of California and Minnesota.

COP AND A HALF

Burt Reynolds is a murdering sociopath pederast with a case of jungle fever, but his real flaw is that he’s a cop.

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

Back in the 1980’s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.

CANNONBALL RUN

America before The Fall

THE A-TEAM SEASON ONE EPISODES 3-5 AND MALT LIQUORS OF THE WORLD (A Journal)

The A-Team were homosexuals.

HELLBOUND

A Chuck Norris film produced by Cannon, directed by Aaron Norris, and featuring heavy allusions to Kurosawa. Seriously.

THE EXPENDABLES

Chose Your Weapon.