Van Damme and a Jheri curl mullet directed by John Woo.

Hello! It is time to watch a lot of “Airwolf” and drink some beer.

It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!

Only when blood flows in the streets will the violence stop.

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.

We see her fumble through what few lines she utters
and then we see her die.