Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films

It would be all too easy to attack the immense (and at times immensely shitty) catalog of Cannon Films and the insane Menachem Golan and Yoram Globus overlords who brought it all to fruition. They built a studio out of almost nothing, and began forcing into existence a fuckton of movies with nothing more than […]

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Short Circuit 2

Film Title

Short Circuit 2

Synopsis

Two Immigrants, one man, one machine, try to survive in a sea of human garbage

Director

Kenneth Johnson

Cast

Tim Blaney
Fisher Stevens
Michael McKean
Cynthia Gibb
Jack Weston

One machine in a sea of human garbage

Every Predator Movie: Is too much of a good thing a bad thing?

I love Predator. But do I love him after watching all 5 movies in a row?

Total Recall (1990)

Total Recall  Released: 1990 Tagline: They stole his mind, now he wants it back. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Arnold breathes new life into Mutants, Midgets and Tits. Homoeroticism: Arnold was classic Arnold and he never disappoints us with his disdain for anything hetero. As the movie opened he was […]

Robocop 2 Review

Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.

PREDATOR

The great states of California and Minnesota.

COP AND A HALF

Burt Reynolds is a murdering sociopath pederast with a case of jungle fever, but his real flaw is that he’s a cop.

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

Back in the 1980’s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.

CANNONBALL RUN

America before The Fall