Month: June 2013
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White House Down
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Read more: White House DownIf Obama killed terrorists with his own hands… Tagline: It Will Start Like Any Other Day. Entire Story in One Sentence: President and Secret Service rookie fight terrorism by sequentially demolishing the White House room-by-room. Homoeroticism: Minimal. Both protagonists are given dialogue with their spouses/beards. Very little buddy cop bonding occurs except for comparison of…
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Red Dawn (2012)
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Read more: Red Dawn (2012)Heroes Are Made. In America.
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Monsters University
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Read more: Monsters UniversityCinevorushorribili
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The Lords of Salem
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Read more: The Lords of SalemThe Lords of Salem is a top-flight Satanic Panic film
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Now You See Me
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Read more: Now You See Me115 minutes – PG13 for cussing, slight violence Chicanery is the art of forced perspective- the patter of the performer draws the eye of the audience, while the work is being done elsewhere to present the prestige of the trick. It is natural that for scriptwriters and directors feel a kinship to magicians- like illusionists,…
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Man Of Steel
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Read more: Man Of SteelI typically don’t review first run movies as my low IQ combined with years of drug abuse, plus that time I fell out of a bunk bed as a kid, greatly diminish retention of what I just saw and I usually get lost in the plot anyway on the initial go round. It’s basically 90…
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A Good Day to Die Hard
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Read more: A Good Day to Die HardRemember when action movies featuring father and son teams used to not suck? Me neither.
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G – A Gatsby (2002) Film Review
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Read more: G – A Gatsby (2002) Film ReviewThe Great Gatsby is the first film adaptation of The Great Gatsby to avoid the pitfall of trying to make Fitzgerald tell the story rather than telling the story.
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The Purge
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Read more: The PurgeOwing a heavy debt to the action satire of John Carpenter’s golden decade, The Purge depicts a post-revolutionary America in 2022.
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Zero Dark Thirty
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Read more: Zero Dark ThirtyNancy Drew is tired of your shit.