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Pompeii (2014 version)
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Read more: Pompeii (2014 version)You either want to enjoy tens of thousands people dying in a fiery holocaust, or you don’t.
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L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary He Kept on the Ark and Translates it for the Internet.
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Read more: L. Ron Mexico Discovers Noah’s Diary He Kept on the Ark and Translates it for the Internet.The other day, I was hanging out in the swamp, just trying to exaggerate my rural working-class persona and get a reality TV deal, and I stumbled upon a dusty book inside an old pile of wooden wreckage. As it turns out, the book is actually Noah’s diary from his time on the ark! Now…
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The ABCs of Game Journalism
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Read more: The ABCs of Game JournalismAdclicks: The alpha and the omega, the end all/be all of the profession. This is why the usual rags update a hundred times a day, about anything that has even the flimsiest of connections to video games. You may think you got into games writing to share your love of the medium with a like-minded…
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Robocop 2014
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Read more: Robocop 2014Tagline: We’ve got the future under control. Entire Story in fewer words than are in this sentence right here. A more family friendly Robocop is more friendly with his family Corpse Count: I got about 28, though there was some tasing mixed in and it was sometimes hard to tell. Novelty Death: Clutching at straws…
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August: Osage County
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Read more: August: Osage CountyIf I wanted to see a bunch of drunken, drug-abusing, incestuous, adulterous, hypocrites shouting at each other while breaking crockery, I’d attend a family reunion.
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The Monuments Men
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Read more: The Monuments MenThe question is phrased as: is making great art a thing worth dying for? Clooney’s film goes further: is it worthwhile to risk the lives of young men for the sake of preserving great works of art?
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The Counselor Review
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Read more: The Counselor ReviewCelebrate the resounding success of the War on Drugs!
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NFL Betting Picks – Super BAWSE Edition
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Read more: NFL Betting Picks – Super BAWSE EditionWell, this is it. A fun season of gambling comes to an end. Sure, you can wager on lesser sports like hockey, basketball, or the Southern Croatia Amateur Handball League, but there’s nothing like settling in on a football Sunday with a (metaphorical) ticket in your (metaphorical) hand.
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Her (Spike Jonze 2013)
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Read more: Her (Spike Jonze 2013)If you want a vision of the future, as Orwell said, imagine a weeping mustachioed man-child masturbating into the input socket of a sighing iPad- forever.
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The NBA Cares A Lot!
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Read more: The NBA Cares A Lot!The NBA has looted $3 Billion in public money since 1990. But here’s a picture of a player reading to one of the kids they robbed.