Comfortable and Furious

Andrew Tate: Hoisted By Hubris

2022 has been a banner year for celebrities setting themselves on fire. We had Will Smith’s career-ending stupidity at the Oscars and the never-ending story of the world’s richest fool, Elon Musk. As always, being an election year, there were a whole slew of Trump worshiping nitwits who all went down in a blaze of defeat during the November elections. The most notable was the election denier and campaign idiot, Kari Lake, who declared that she didn’t need votes from John McCain supporters, causing her to lose a close election.

Of course, not to belabor the obvious, the former Idiot-In-Chief leads the pack of morons by an insurmountable margin. We also have help with these ongoing embarrassments with Liz Truss from across the pond. No, there has been no shortage of celebs who just cannot help themselves, fueled by ego and stupidity. At year’s end, however, we were handed by twitter and the internet, the best belated Christmas present of Karma and Comeuppance ever!

From Wiki before Mods removed edit. Savage!

We have Andrew Tate, kickboxer, hero of the incels, an alleged rapist and alleged human trafficker and bloviator, who made the ominous mistake of pulling the wrong tail. Now it is understandable that a bully moron like Tate would be enticed to pick on a 19-year-old teen-aged girl. He was bragging about his stable of fuel-guzzling autos and his disdain for the environment.

Unfortunately for him, he chose the great Greta Thunberg, who delivered perhaps the most devastating ownage and beatdown in internet history. Of course, like any right-wing thug, Tate dug in and ended up hoisting himself in the most hilarious manner possible. Don’t you just love it when criminals expose themselves?

If you are not familiar with the exchange, you can read about it here. I’m not going to rehash it all, but am just going to leave you with a little poem that I wrote to the tune of Amore.

When you have needle-dick,
Then get owned by Greta-chick,
That’s Amore.

When you showa da box,
Then by Greta get clocked,
That’s Amore.

When you guzzle the gas,
Then get handed your ass,
That’s Amore

When you think with your cock,
Then show pizza box,
That’s Amore.

Yes, I wrote that little masterpiece. Anyway, the Idiot Tate ended up outing himself with a pizza box and the Romanian authorities picked him up on alleged charges of human-trafficking. You can’t make this kind of stuff up, even in your wildest hallucinations.

Andrew Tate, wanted by the Romanian Police, actually uploaded a picture that disclosed his location, and was promptly arrested. Of course, the internet has been ablaze with joyous and unrelenting memes over this Schrauderfaude. It is the gift that keeps on giving.



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