Mountain (2017) Before I wind up the 2018 Ruthless Christmas Reviews, I’m taking a brief break. This review continues our reviews about mountains and humans that try to climb them. In his recent review, Kevin continued the Ruthless disdain for mountain climbers, rock climbers and other dare-devils that foolishly fuck with Mother Nature with Free […]
Mountain (2017)
December 10, 2018 by
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Mountain (2017)Synopsis
Humans climb and hurtle down their slopes, but the mountains are not impressed
Director
Jennifer PeedomCast
Willem DaFoe (Narrator)
Various other humans
Santa Jaws (2018 SyFy)
December 6, 2018 by
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Santa Jaws (2018 SyFy)Synopsis
A pissed off shark wages the real war on Christmas
Director
Misty TalleyCast
Reid Miller
Jim Klock
Carrie Lazar
Arthur Marroquin
Miles Doleac
Haviland Stillwell
Hawn Tran
Scott Allen Perry
Ritchie Montgomery
I have watched and reviewed my fair share of fish and Christmas Movies. Today was a good day as I finally got my cable back up and running after they replaced everything from the outside line, to the set. I decided to celebrate by finding the cheesiest Christmas movie that I had not yet reviewed. […]
Christmas In Connecticut (1945)
December 4, 2018 by
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Christmas In Connecticut (1945)Synopsis
A Christmas Classic Movie where lying about everything is treated as a virtue
Cast
Barbara Stanwyck
Dennis Morgan
Sydney Greenstreet
Reginald Gardner
S.Z. Sakall
Una O'Connor
Dick Elliot
I’ve reviewed a dozen or more Christmas Movies this season. There have been good movies and bad, but mostly bad. White Christmas was pleasantly dated, but watchable. Except for Mercy Christmas, most of the horror/slasher Christmas Movies were just poorly made. Christmas In Connecticut is in a class of its own. This was the most […]
Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)
December 1, 2018 by
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Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)Synopsis
The worst Krampus movie ever made
Director
Jason HullCast
Jay Dobyns
Bill Oberst Jr.
Darin Foltz
Richard Goteri
Paul Ferm
Some Other People
Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013) O.K., that’s it. No more. This is the last horrible Christmas movie that I’m going to watch and review this year. Of course, I may change my mind tomorrow, but right now I’m as as firm as President Trump’s foreign policy. No more, I say. I really didn’t think I […]
Killer Christmas (2017)
November 30, 2018 by
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Killer Christmas (2017)Synopsis
A bunch of bratty college kids get killed
Director
PeterPaul and Tony ShakerCast
Malcolm Xavier
Freya Lund
PeterPaul Shaker
Sherry Shaker
Kourtney Keller AS BELLA!
Tony Shaker
Natalie Pavelek
Why, why, why do I do this? You know, I used to really like my job. I review Christmas Movies, so what could possibly go wrong? I know and expect to get my share of the stinkers, but this year has been unusually hard. This movie gets an immediate and uncontested 10.0/10.0 for sheer annoyance […]
White Christmas (1954)
November 29, 2018 by
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White Christmas (1954)Synopsis
Danny Kaye and Bing Crosby hope to bring Vermont a very White and very Gay Christmas
Director
Michael CurtizCast
Bing Crosby
Danny Kaye
Dean Jagger
Rosemary Clooney
Vera-Ellen
Mary Wickes
Last year a friend sent me a copy of White Christmas as a joke Christmas present. I realized that I had never really watched this Christmas classic, or remember watching it, so I popped it in the ole DVD player last night. After the viewing, I had the feeling that not only was the movie […]
A Merry Little Christmas (2006)
November 27, 2018 by
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A Merry Little Christmas (2006)Synopsis
This is a movie about Jerks.
Director
John Dowling Jr./ Carl FinkCast
Matt McCoy
Jane Sibbert
Adam Ferarra
Carol Alt
Hunter Gomez
Christa B. Allen
Kevin Brown
A Merry Little Christmas (2006), a.k.a The Town That Banned Christmas is without a doubt one of the dumbest, most unnecessary and incompetently made Christmas Movies I have ever watched. Don’t worry, A Meowy Christmas will always take its place as the worst Christmas Movie ever made, but this one is certainly in the top […]
Once Upon A Time At Christmas (2017)
November 26, 2018 by
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Once Upon A Time At Christmas (2017)Synopsis
Mr. and Mrs. Claus go on a boring killing spree.
Director
Paul TanterCast
Simon Phillips
Sayla de Goede
Jeff Ellenberger
Barry Kennedy
David E Lee
Laurel Brady
Brook Fletcher
Once Upon A Time At Christmas (2017) was a Christmas horror/slasher movie that featured a psycho and deranged Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus. They found much joy in clocking people with axes and crossbows. It was quickly obvious that the murders were themed on the Christmas song, The 12 Days of Christmas. The victims had […]
Mercy Christmas (2017)
November 24, 2018 by
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Mercy Christmas (2017)Synopsis
Michael’s dream come true becomes a nightmare or- Choose your last name carefully
Director
Ryan NelsonCast
Cole Gleason
Ryan Boyd
Gwen Van Dam
David Rupprecht
Whitney Neilson
Steven Hubbell
D.J. Hale
Joseph Keane
I wasn’t expecting much when I fired up this Christmas Slasher cheese-fest. I had recently watched Scrooge In The Hood, and Mercy Christmas has an even lower User Rating from IMDB. Yes, the bar is low for Christmas horror movies. What I actually saw was a well-acted, hilarious, but bloody camp masterpiece. This Christmas film […]
The Christmas Chronicles (Netflix 2018)
November 23, 2018 by
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The Christmas Chronicles (Netflix 2018)Synopsis
A family rediscovers its Christmas spirit after an unlikely enounter with one of the greatest Santa’s ever.
Director
Clay KatisCast
Kurt Russell
Judah Lewis
Darby Camp
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Martin Roach
Lamorne Morris
Steven Van Zandt
Goldie Hawn
Christmas Must Be Saved! This is the timeless and hackneyed theme of most Christmas Movies, good and bad. From iconic classics like The Miracle on 34th Street, to horrible dreck like Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, Christmas MUST be saved! This time, we don’t have the bumbling Ernest or the magnificent Death saving Hogswatch […]
