This will probably be a short review, and I’ve put off writing it. Last Tuesday I sat in a theater with 3 other people and watched what was one of the most depressing documentaries I have ever seen. The content of the film was only slightly more disturbing than the fact that almost no one […]
Fahrenheit 11/9
September 30, 2018 by
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Fahrenheit 11/9Synopsis
A Horror Story the likes of which you cannot imagine
Director
Michael MooreCast
Michael Moore
Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Rick Snyder
Barack Obama
The ABC’s Of The Opioid Crisis
September 16, 2018 by
The ABC’s Of The Opioid Crisis Here at Ruthless, we are no strangers to drugs. We also realize that in The United States, there is a big problem with both prescription drug abuse, diversion of Rx drugs, and the use of illicit drugs. We know that as long as drugs are available or can be […]
First Reformed
August 8, 2018 by
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First ReformedSynopsis
The Pastor of a small, historical church slowly loses his sanity because of past ghosts and current events.
Director
Paul SchraderCast
Ethan Hawke
Samantha Ceyfried
Cedric The Entertainer
Michael Gaston
Victoria Hill
Van Hansis
First Reformed Throughout my long and unspectacular career with Ruthless, I have taken great glee in skewering and ridiculing religious-themed movies. Sometimes because they are so transparent and bad, like in The Case For Christ. Other times because they reveal the utter bankruptcy and cruelty of their associated superstitions (The Breadwinner). First Reformed is another […]
Truth or Dare (2018)
May 2, 2018 by
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Truth or Dare (2018)Synopsis
A really dumb movie based on a pretty neat drinking game
Director
Jeff WadlowCast
Lucy Hale
Tyler Posey
Violett Beane
Sophia Ali
Nolan Gerad Funk
Landon Liboiron
Sam Lerner
Hayden Szeto
Truth or Dare (2018) O.K., I’ve about had it with Horror Movies. Sure, A Quiet Place was magnificent, but it was not really a horror movie, only a hybrid. Truth or Dare is a group parlor or drinking game that is supposed to be embarrassing, but funny. You have to tell the truth, no matter […]
The ABC’s of Rape: Bill Cosby Edition
May 2, 2018 by
Abortion-No way, woman. Raped by your father? Too bad, enjoy your little bundle of joy. Raped by a stranger, even a criminal with former rape convictions? Prepare to be forced to carry to term and even to give the criminal visitation rights. Even if your pregnancy is much more than an inconvenience, that is just […]
Batman Ninja (2018)
April 25, 2018 by
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Batman Ninja (2018)Synopsis
Batman hits a really new low.
Director
A feral monkeyCast
Who Fucking Cares?
Batman Ninja (2018) Right. Even with the lowest of expectations, this film could not possibly appeal to even the most masturbation-induced brain damaged victims of whatever DC anime cult still exists. This attempt at a movie was so childish and horribly written and displayed that I don’t know who else it could possibly appeal to. […]
A Quiet Place
April 13, 2018 by
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A Quiet PlaceSynopsis
A family is forced to survive in almost total silence as horrific blind aliens hunt by sound alone.
Director
John KrasinskiCast
Emily Blunt
John Krasinski
Millicent Simmonds
Noah Jupe
Cade Woodward
A Quiet Place I just reviewed another horror movie, Winchester earlier this week. It was dreadful. This week’s movie was a horror/thriller orchestrated by John Krasinski, who also played a lead role alongside his real world wife Emily Blunt. Like I stated in another review, horror is not my movie genre of choice. If Get […]
Winchester (2018)
April 7, 2018 by
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Winchester (2018)Synopsis
A failed attempt to make the Winchester Mansion into a horror movie.
Director
The Spierig BrothersCast
Helen Mirren
Sarah Snook
Jason Clarke
Tyler Coppin
Winchester (2018) is a movie that was based on the true story of the heiress to the enormous fortune of the Winchester Rifle Company. The great Helen Mirren plays Sarah Winchester who lived in an ever-expanding creepy mansion that she was convinced was haunted by the ghosts of the humans retired by her dead husband’s […]
Dollman (1991)
March 30, 2018 by
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Dollman (1991)Synopsis
He’s only got 12 inches on Earth, but he knows how to use them.
Director
Albert PyunCast
Tim Tomerson
Jackie Earl Haley
Frank Collision
Kamala Lopez
Nicholas Guest
Judd Omen
Vincent Klyn
I’ve been meaning to review this movie forever. Dollman was released in 1991, but if any movie begs to be reviewed in the 80’s action format, it is the totally ruthless and bad-assed Tim Thomerson as Brick Bardo in Dollman. I have this movie on Amazon and even have a VHS tape copy of this […]
Dear Dictator
March 28, 2018 by
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Dear DictatorSynopsis
A Banana Republic Dictator and a High School brat team up to make one of the worst movies ever.
Director
Lisa Addario, Joe SyracuseCast
Michael Caine
Odeya Rush
Katie Holmes
Seth Green
Jason Briggs
Who Cares
Tatiania Mills (Odeya Rush) will dislodge and eat ABC (Already Been Chewed) gum from beneath the water fountain to taunt and gross out her adversaries at school. Sir Michael Caine again does the equivalent to his career by starring in this mindless atrocity. Michael Caine plays a deposed British Caribbean Republic dictator who comes the […]
