It’s about time you resurrect the Shithouse. Whats this one about? Lindsay Lohan, playing both Aubrey and Dakota, is kidnapped, gagged, tortured, and mutilated, losing a hand and leg in the process. Shes found, sent to a hospital, then followed by the FBI, and before long, shes in a graveyard digging up herself. Wait a […]
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
May 13, 2018 by
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I Know Who Killed Me (2007)Synopsis
A woman who is missing reappears, unfortunately for anyone who watched this film
Director
Chris SivertsonCast
Bonnie Aarons
Lindsay Lohan
MIchael Adler
Julia Ormond
Neil McDonough
Children of Men (2006)
April 20, 2018 by
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Children of Men (2006)Synopsis
The world becomes infertile and into chaos.
Director
Alfonson CuaronCast
Clive Owen
Julianne Moore
Michael Caine
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Charlie Hunnan
Danny Huston
Children of Men (2006) Cuaron’s Children of Men is one of the few post-apocalyptic nightmares I can believe in. Its dystopian vision of a future world not so far away (its events are set in 2027) rings true from start to finish, and its unrelenting bleakness never reeks of hyperbolic fantasy. This is not a […]
A Tribute To Robert Altman
April 6, 2018 by
A Tribute To Robert Altman The American cinema never really deserved the likes of Robert Altman, a man who never made the same movie twice, even when detractors accused him of coasting on his reputation. Sure, he largely disappeared in the 1980s (except for the wonderful Secret Honor), and even after his comeback with 1992s […]
Ten Films That Ruined the World
March 25, 2018 by
To Kill a Mockingbird Gregory Peck as Atticus? Dignified, steadfast, and impossibly handsome. The story? A masterfully acted and scripted morality play that elevates honor, courage, and human decency above all else. Its a great film, fondly remembered, and one of the few cases where the adaptation exceeds the source material. So what’s the problem? […]
The Magdalene Sisters (2002)
February 20, 2018 by
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The Magdalene Sisters (2002)Synopsis
Three young Irish women struggle to maintain their spirits while they endure dehumanizing abuse as inmates of a Magdalene Sisters Asylum.
Director
Peter MullanCast
Geraldine McEwan
Anne-Marie Duff
Nora-Jane Noone
Dorothy Duffy
Eileen Walsh
Britta Smith
I don’t need a movie to tell me that the Catholic Church is completely fucked. [EDITOR’S NOTE: Today’s date in 1985 marks the first time that contraceptives were legalized in Ireland] I long ago accepted that priests preferred the bung hole to the Sermon on the Mount; nuns were repressed cunts in need of good […]
Fuck That Massage Parlor on Colorado Boulevard
October 9, 2017 by
Is this what the world has come to? A decade removed from the prostitution game, and they go and throw a legitimate massage parlor into the mix?
Junebug (2005)
September 26, 2017 by
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Junebug (2005)Synopsis
And things are only getting worse
Director
Phil MorrisonCast
Embeth Davidtz
David Kuhn
Allesandro Nivola
Amy Adams
Ben McKenzie
Celia Weston
The greatest of all crimes in American life is not rape, or murder, or even the public declaration of one’s opposition to Jesus, but rather the assumption of superiority…
BUTTERFIELD 8
September 1, 2017 by
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Butterfield 8Synopsis
An unimaginably gorgeous Elizabeth Taylor as a Manhattan call girl
Director
Daniel MannCast
Elizabeth Taylor
Laurence Harvey
Eddie Fisher
Dina Merrill
Betty Field
Mildred Dunnock
Susan Oliver
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Burden of Dreams
June 30, 2017 by
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Burden of DreamsSynopsis
Herzog defies all odds to make Fitzcarraldo without killing Kinski
Director
Les BlankCast
Werner Herzog
Klaus Kinski
Claudia Cardinale
Jason Robards
Herzog achieves the impossible: his uncompromising vision.
