AN OPEN LETTER TO SHEPARD SMITH

Stop torturing yourself, Shep.

GREAT WHITE ROCKS IOWA

Great White plays My Waterloo Days 2009

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

Fucking atrocious.

ANGELS AND DEMONS

The Da Vinci Code was an autistic child; Angels and Demons is a full-blown Downer baby with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Crank 2: High Voltage

Tough Englishman must keep himself alive by repeatedly shocking himself, all while finding the man who stole his heart. Just like Macbeth.

CYBER TRACKER

Can the premise even be articulated? Sort of. Mix Robocop with The Terminator and cast the robot with a big bald fucker that looks like Steve Wilkos. Add a real life kickboxer Don “The Dragon” Wilson as a human who is targeted by the Steve Wilkos which is controlled by his former employers (a senator […]

IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Uwe Boll is truly a magical and fascinating creature. Heís like a cross between Ed Wood and Post-Blackjack John Woo, and heís so pissed off by his reputation that heís actually kickboxed his detractors. Itís cocksmanship of the most edgy from a man who is clearly out of his element and mind. Uwe Bollís problem […]

The Peacekeeper

The 3rd best Dolph film EVER!

Bud Selig’s Career of Mendacity and Greed

Your tax dollars at work

Glenn Beck: Conservative Bawl Boy

As we second guess ourselves through Obamaís first 100 days, conservatives are falling all over one another swearing allegiance to their dying cause.† Assuring themselves that by sticking to their dogmatic worldview and neocon principles theyíll recapture the hearts and minds of the American people and win the next election. Most of us know that […]