FOOTLOOSE

80’s Dance Action

VISIONEERS

Galifianakis is utterly wasted in this indie cliché-fest.

FUNNY PEOPLE

What the fuck is this shit?

RANCID: LET THE DOMINOES FALL

To this particular critic, now in his mid-30’s and listening to like six new records a year, LTDF is a helluva solid comeback.

POINT BREAK

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

REQUIEM FOR STEVE McNAIR

You know that unattainable beauty you see at your office every day? She’s an afternoon snack for a pro quarterback, so you can understand why McNair had to beat them off with his prodigious and oft-used member before ending up involved with a delusional club trollop who was looking for a sugar daddy.

MOON

Sam Rockwell stars in one of the best science fiction films in years.

The Ultimate Fighter: United States vs. United Kingdom

If they’d had MMA in 1776, the world would be a very different place.

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

Someone kill us all now, please.

The Ruthless Football Awards 2009

Bones hands out some awards to mark the conclusion of the 2008/09 season.