Everybody should own one.

Mammy Dearest

It is far more difficult to actually kill yourself than you would think.

Payne, Tarantino, a bunch of Asian guys you’ve never heard of… it’s the first half of Erich’s top 20 of the decade, arranged in no particular order.

Living in the End of Days is probably tied with having a three way with sisters for the most persistent fantasy of all time. Not only does it fulfill our secret belief that the world could not possibly manage to go on without us, it also means we had great timing. If there’s no future after us, then we didn’t miss anything. Plus, we get to witness the coolest thing imaginable: the Apocalypse.

Technically, it isn’t necrophilia if she is a zombie.

Napoleon would have been impressed.

Ruthless Reviews is a bastion of feminist theory.

As lithe and fierce as a tiger, this one.

We caught the gay from Barney Frank.