Simply put, this is the band’s finest effort since Shout at the Devil

Judas Priest – full-tilt, full-fisted, and defiantly ageless – believes that metal fans are in fact ready for a return to the dreaded genre of old

Well it’s about darned time the Finns hoisted their flag of shame here in the States. And what better way to do it than…

Drugs and Fuckin’

I wish I lived in Finland.

I’d call Judas Priest’s Angel of Retribution a homoerotic masterpiece, but I assure you, it’s no masterpiece.

but the joke’s on you because you’re a white trash pile of dusty,
desert-mongering rattlesnake shit…

You’re killing your bandmates! Cheers

For the love of Horgh, check out that tumbleweed!

It’s fitting that the world’s largest metalfest, a gathering that drew upwards of 70,000 people this year, is situated in the middle of a coagulating, mud-swathed cow pasture.