Even after three full spins in the car, I still can’t tell you a single coherent line from Black Ice, but I don’t much care.

Masculinity itself owes its ignoble end to this castrating minstrel show…

Simply put, this is the band’s finest effort since Shout at the Devil

Judas Priest – full-tilt, full-fisted, and defiantly ageless – believes that metal fans are in fact ready for a return to the dreaded genre of old

Well it’s about darned time the Finns hoisted their flag of shame here in the States. And what better way to do it than…

Drugs and Fuckin’

I wish I lived in Finland.

I’d call Judas Priest’s Angel of Retribution a homoerotic masterpiece, but I assure you, it’s no masterpiece.

but the joke’s on you because you’re a white trash pile of dusty,
desert-mongering rattlesnake shit…

You’re killing your bandmates! Cheers