Reviews

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DIE ANOTHER DAY

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

My final complaint is Madonna. To make matters worse, she’s in this movie.

PAY IT FORWARD

by Matt March 10, 2006

Matt has a heart of Stone. Thank God.

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HEAD ON (Gegen die Wand)

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Apply directly to the DVD player!

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Over the Top Movie Review

by Plexico Gingrich March 10, 2006

“Lots of truckers do it.”

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THE SCHOOL OF ROCK

by Matt March 10, 2006

The School of Rock is the sort of film that would be instantly forgotten if it weren’t for the fact that its lead actor is the “next big thing.”

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A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN

by Matt March 10, 2006

But will they leave my grill behind?

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SEED OF CHUCKY

by Matt March 10, 2006

If we’re denied human breasts, do we at least get to watch people die?

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CROSSROADS

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.

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HOME OF THE BRAVE

by Matt March 10, 2006

Fuck J. Edgar Hoover. In a nation teeming with pricks, assholes, scoundrels, bastards, and SOBs, no one has been worse.

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COLLATERAL

by Jonny Lieberman March 10, 2006

Collateral, or Terminator 4 as I like to call it, was a pleasure to sit through.