CROSSROADS

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Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.

HOME OF THE BRAVE

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Fuck J. Edgar Hoover. In a nation teeming with pricks, assholes, scoundrels, bastards, and SOBs, no one has been worse.

COLLATERAL

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Collateral, or Terminator 4 as I like to call it, was a pleasure to sit through.

THE DEVIL’S REJECTS

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Rob Zombie’s The Devil’s Rejects is a sadistic, brutal, bleeding ulcer of a film; a picture so vile, cruel, and inhumane that it nearly…

THE PAWNBROKER

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Before Rod Steiger became an unmerciful ham in such legendary howlers as The Amityville Horror and The Specialist, he was a talent of towering strength.

THE HAUNTING

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Catherine Zeta Jones is retarded.

OVERNIGHT

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Oh, and after six months on the shelf nationally, their record sells 690 copies.

THE SCORPION KING

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I can sum up this movie from the quote I heard an eight year old make as we left the theater .

DAY OF THE DEAD

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There are long stretches without any zombie action, but when it does hit, we are more than grateful.

SCARY MOVIE 3

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As far as I could tell, my wife and I were the only Anglos about…