ENOUGH

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In movies, a woman can take seven kickboxing lessons and defeat a man who outweighs her by 100 pounds.

FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE

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The plot is Texas dumb and drags its ass around in places. But I like the movie.

FANTASTIC FOUR

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There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?

FAHRENHEIT 9/11

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And because Moore doesn’t disguise his motives, any criticism about his biases is an exercise in absurdity.

FACES

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What most impressed me about Faces is that here you have a film with maybe ten scenes total. Yet its length is over two hours.

THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE

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Donít you see? Weíre all believers, even if we donít know it yet.

EXPIRATION

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Now, here’s the good news; Expiration is not an unwatchable train wreck. While I doubt that phrase will wind up as a blurb on the DVD…

EVOLUTION

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I wouldn’t actually encourage anyone to see this film, but it’s not a bad distraction.

DUEL IN THE SUN

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Bad acting meets overripe dialogue.

KILLING PABLO

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Bowden has a talent for bringing the reader face to face with the dark and often vile nature of his characters.