FIRST BLOOD

Would it surprise you to know that Stallone is shown being pummeled by high-pressure hoses while in a jail cell?

DAYS OF THUNDER

Jesus H. Christ in a Deep Fryer, Tom Cruise’s character is named Cole Trickle!

FUNNY FARM

“you’ve sunken into a pit of depression and alcoholism! And you’re enjoying it!”

HUD

Over forty years after it was first released, Martin Rittís not only hasnít aged a bit, it has actually grown in stature.

INCIDENT AT LOCH NESS

Werner Herzog is in a comedy. This is a lot better than that sounds.

THE FIFTH ELEMENT

Aliens come to earth every five thousand years to save the earth and humanity from absolute evil, and in the process they created the moon.

FIREWALKER

In Chuck’s long career, he’s never been worse. In fact, his turn as Max Donigan makes his cringe-inducing work in Top Dog look like King Lear.

CYBORG

Joining Van Damme in the gay parade are gang members who wear mink stoles, sleeveless vests, and more glaze than J.C. himself.

FULL METAL JACKET

War, from the loss of self to ultimately the loss of life, has never been as thoroughly examined as in Kubrick’s much misunderstood Full Metal Jacket.

HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS

How to lose your lunch in 10 minutes.