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Reviews

THE ALAMO

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

Jonny is starting to dislike history… If nothing else, The Alamo falsifies the theory that Dennis Quaid will only appear in movies with “good” scripts. Man, was this movie bad. I guess I need to get into the tediousness, the mendacity, how belabored the whole project was, but what I find stupefying is that supposedly [...]

BLUE COLLAR TV

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

White trash are illiterate, oblivious, ignorant, hateful, prone to violence, and unattractive, but they are not funny.

X CHANGEPelham

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

X Change is a classic example of an under-funded, under-written film that could have been great if the people involved would have cared just a bit more.

GARDEN STATE

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

Kill Zach Braff Garden State literally made my skin crawl. I hated it as much as I’ve hated anything all year, and only an unexpected Adam Sandler film festival will keep it off my

ZERO EFFECT

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

It has come to my attention that at least one Hollywood bigshot, celebrity type read one of my reviews and was got all pissy. I won’t say who it was, other than to say that he or she is involved with Zero Effect in an important way.

HEY! SPRING OF TRIVIA

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

Japan, Japan, Japan

GOSFORD PARK

by Plexico Gingrich March 7, 2006

The best thing about Gosford Park is how bloody British it is

GODSEND

by Jonny Lieberman March 7, 2006

My how the mighty tumble. What on earth is going on with Robert De Niro?

BUSHWOMEN

by Matt Cale March 7, 2006

BUSHWOMEN Tales of a Cynical Species By Laura Flanders Matt Cale has a good wife… Is there anything more inherently vile and difficult to understand than a female Republican? Perhaps a black Republican, or a gay Republican, or even a lower class Republican, but in this case, it is simply beyond my imagination as to [...]