ERIN BROCKOVICH

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It stands as a contemporary display of excruciating horror because of Julia and Julia alone.

ENVY

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Trivia Note: Nick has two license plates that are visible in the film. They are: “CACA KING” and “POO CZAR.”

ENRON THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM

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Akin to being boiled alive in assorted spices and oils, but only after having your genitals pounded with an ax.

ENOUGH

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In movies, a woman can take seven kickboxing lessons and defeat a man who outweighs her by 100 pounds.

FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE

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The plot is Texas dumb and drags its ass around in places. But I like the movie.

FANTASTIC FOUR

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There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?

MEAN ON SUNDAY

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Ray Nitschke, the most beloved, feared and
dominant player in Green Bay’s long and storied history.

TREASON – ANN COULTER

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Coulter is on TV a lot and, instead of making her wrestle pigs or balance beach balls on her nose, hosts ask her questions about politics.

THE GROUND BENEATH HER FEET – SALMAN RUSHDIE

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I suggest cherishing this novel like an expensive box of chocolate.

50 FIRST DATES

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Before I leave you, perhaps never to return, let me remind you that this film made over $120 million at the box office.