Month: April 2006
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Rent
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Read more: RentEvict the fuckers.
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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
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Read more: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the SithPoochie.
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Ringers: Lord of the Fans (2005)
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Read more: Ringers: Lord of the Fans (2005)Ringers: Lord of the Fans is the most terrifying documentary ever made; a work of supreme horror so complete and off-putting that it would be impossible to imagine a more thorough examination of deep, unshakable mental illness in our midst.
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Rize
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Read more: RizeI state the above as a single line because whatever else Rize sets out to accomplish, there is an overlaying veneer of desperate sadness
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Road To Perdition
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Read more: Road To PerditionI didn’t expect this to be a great film, like The Conversation or something. I just figured it would at least be good, like American Beauty, which Jonny over-estimates. Sure, it’s cool how Spacey blackmailed his boss, and I’m all for yuppie bashing, but those are not sufficient conditions for a great film. Jonny’s right…
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Robocop
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Read more: Robocop“Bitches, leave.”
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Rocky III
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Read more: Rocky IIILet’s face it, folks — Rocky and Apollo want to fuck. They always have. Here, in the third installment, they come as close as they ever would to breaking…
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Rocky V
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Read more: Rocky VPost-80’s burnout.
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Rock Star
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Read more: Rock StarI’ll point out that the whole thing is ostensibly based on Judas Priest and what happened to them after Rob Halford left.
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Rolling Vengeance
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Read more: Rolling VengeanceHomicidal trucker runs over yokels who killed his family.