Month: August 2013
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Violent City
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Read more: Violent CityWith Bronson, when his hair was still black and his body was not puffy, his wife Jill Ireland when she was still hot and couldnÂt afford a body double (yeah!), and Aristotelis Telly Savalas as bald as heÂd always been.
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The World’s End
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Read more: The World’s EndA fully networked, modular, information based panopticon that knows what’s best for you, and doesn’t really care for dissent or drunken hooligans. Am I talking about the current British government or the ink blooded robots that are the obstacles of Pegg and Frost’s comedy duo?
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Iron Sky
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Read more: Iron SkyWarning: Nerd rage about Star Trek: Into Darkness imminent.
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Cat People (1942 Val Lewton)
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Read more: Cat People (1942 Val Lewton)Cat People was one of the biggest hits of 1942. It competed favorably with Casablanca in the box office. The reason in part is because Cat People is the anti-vamp film. A more realistic title for the film might be Fear of a War Bride.
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Kickass 2
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Read more: Kickass 2More violence, less fun. This film comes off like a script written by a third grader that believes that saying the word motherfucker 100 times will magically transform you into Quentin Tarantino.
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Erased
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Read more: ErasedAl-ways, I wanna BE with you…
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Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
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Read more: Alan Partridge: Alpha PapaAlan stands proudly erect alongside Barbara Windsors tits, Benny Hills speeded up rape attempts and Mrs Slocumbes pussy as the rock solid institutions upon which our great nation was built.
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Planes (2013)
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Read more: Planes (2013)Rated G, 92 wasted minutes of your life Fair Value Rating of Planes: -$4.50. If I have to sit through a full-length recruitment ad for the US Navy, the least they can provide is either a dogfight or a homoerotic volleyball scene. This film had neither. I understand the purpose of Disney’s film Planes.…
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The Golden Age of Science Fiction
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Read more: The Golden Age of Science FictionRandom documentary for the win.
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Elysium
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Read more: ElysiumWhenever he is on screen, Kruger seems as likely to kill his audience as anyone on screen with him. Whether stirring steaks on the braai with his ninja sword or…