Month: January 2014
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Dallas Buyers Club
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Read more: Dallas Buyers ClubIn keeping with the main character, this movie did not fool around. Before the viewer is hardly into his popcorn, Ron Woodruff is busted in the chops by a cop and then busted even harder by two doctors who drop the news on him that he is HIV+ and only has about 30 days to…
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The Siren Song of Brendan Fraser Movies
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Read more: The Siren Song of Brendan Fraser MoviesFraser’s special pronunciation of the word, “penis?” (He pronounces it like, “tennis,” if I remember correctly.) Outstanding.
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Voodoo Possession
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Read more: Voodoo PossessionIt’s not Duran Duran’s Love Voodoo. It’s the other kind.
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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
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Read more: The Mortal Instruments: City of BonesWhere will it end? Where will it end…
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Ninja 2: Shadow of a Tear
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Read more: Ninja 2: Shadow of a TearWhite ninja seeks revenge, punishes many evil brown men.
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Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked Ones
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Read more: Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked OnesThis film’s a ‘ghetto’ rebranding, but more respectful of the inhabitants the barrio than Leprechaun in the Hood.
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013 Ben Stiller version)
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Read more: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013 Ben Stiller version)Cheer up sad sack! All you need to become the actualized person you were meant to be is an unlimited travel budget and lots of money! Good looks help too!