Month: November 2023
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Emperor of The North Pole
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Read more: Emperor of The North PoleErnest Borgnine beats a hobo in the head with a hammer, causing said hobo to fall from the train and get cut into two pieces.
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The Polar Express
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Read more: The Polar ExpressJonny is Jewish.
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Missing In Action
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Read more: Missing In ActionNorris visits Bangkok and turns down an offer of a $10 hooker.
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Death Wish 3
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Read more: Death Wish 3If it is possible for you to watch Death Wish 3 my choice as the single guiltiest pleasure ever put on screen and not be entertained and…
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Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)
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Read more: Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)I was browsing through my 10th free trial of Netflix, looking for the 1974 version of Black Santa when I stumbled across this unbelievable find. When I looked at the title and the cast, I dropped everything, yes even the morning micturation would have to wait. Being unfamiliar with the BBC series Blackadder, I had…
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Death Wish 2
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Read more: Death Wish 2Every time they are supposed to have dinner or go out on a date, Bronson is too busy filling scum with lead.
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Die Hard
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Read more: Die HardScumbags, Cokeheads and Stupid Chiefs all suck, Ka-boom.
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Showdown In Little Tokyo
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Read more: Showdown In Little TokyoThe gayest movie ever made.
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Steel Dawn
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Read more: Steel DawnTagline: He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword. Entire Story in Fewer Words than are in this Sentence: Patrick Swayze stands on his head for freedom. Homoeroticism: Swayze always did his best to cater to the leather crowd, and he tips his cap once again to those who need to see…
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The Wet House
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Read more: The Wet HouseThe Wet House -A Documentary by Penny Woolcock (2002) This is an incredibly hard to watch hour-long documentary on housing formerly homeless Drunks. I don’t use the word Drunks flippantly or judgmentally, that’s exactly what these people are. There is not the slightest hint of rehab here and no pretense at all about these down-and-out…