Author: The Crazy Dutchman
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From the Book of MoMo, backflap: Revenge of the Goat (or Pea Soup)
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, backflap: Revenge of the Goat (or Pea Soup)It was nice while it lasted.
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From the Book of MoMo, volume 2: Zen TV
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, volume 2: Zen TVWhat does this well-endowed, rich, highly intelligent, funny, articulate, and sharp-dressed man like to watch to unwind?
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From the Book of MoMo, misprint B.1: Horses, Of Courses
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, misprint B.1: Horses, Of CoursesLuckily for all you equestrian enthusiasts out there, I, the Doctor, happen to be a descendant of that fair and wise man (no surprise there…) so I have taken it upon myself to guide you.
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From the Book of MoMo, iteration 16: Double Dutch
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, iteration 16: Double DutchI will leave you now, my fellow Americans, with the famous words from the president of the International Federation of Toilet Bowl. First let me… swallow this raw herring whole.
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From the Book of MoMo, intermezzo, part 2: The Topher Speaketh
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, intermezzo, part 2: The Topher SpeakethTopher, Topher, little man, Whiny, tiny, yes, you can. With little or no testosterone, Play an eternal moron! Ha-Ha, your name is Topher!
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From the Book of MoMo, intermezzo: I Was Forrest Gump’s Downstairs Neighbor, And I Hated Every Second Of It
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, intermezzo: I Was Forrest Gump’s Downstairs Neighbor, And I Hated Every Second Of ItGoddammit. Jenny…? Jenny! Did you know he’s out again? What? Yes, out! He’s right here, yammering over ‘chawklets’ again… Can you come get him, please? I’m expecting guests.
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From the Book of MoMo, section eight: Why Waldo Stays Hidden
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, section eight: Why Waldo Stays HiddenMadame Starwater sat across from me, her full figure nestled comfortably in a big, creaking rattan chair, while her bright orange kaftan gently swirled around her. She spoke softly, in a calm, soothing voice.
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From the Book of MoMo, appendix XII: Plate Tectonics
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, appendix XII: Plate TectonicsNow, to begin with, plate tectonics are incredibly slow. It takes a really long time for anything to happen. A long, long, lòng, long, LONG, long time.
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From the Book of MoMo, paragraph 2b: Women on Bicycles
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, paragraph 2b: Women on BicyclesOne thing you should not put whipped cream on, however, is the saddle of one’s bicycle. Especially not if you’re a woman.
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From the Book of MoMo, chapter 4: Strawberries
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Read more: From the Book of MoMo, chapter 4: StrawberriesIt’s not often that the Good Book speaks of fruit, so when it does, it is wise to shut your trap for a second and pay attention. Yes? Yes. So, strawberries!