THE BEASTMASTER
Beastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament—why yes, it’s that stupid.
May 12, 2009
THINGS THAT GO BUMP ON THE SHAFT
Maybe people wouldn’t hate Jews so much if they didn’t instantly associate them with penile mutilation.
February 3, 2009
PASSION OF THE CHRIST THE
I spent, actually sub-squandered, two hours of my life watching a man have his Birthday Suit made cordouroy, get some speed holes
July 30, 2008
TLC AND DISCOVERY CHANNEL FREAK SHOWS
Learning. When we see this word, it conjures up images of people
slumped over books or staring glassy-eyed at some droning ...
March 28, 2008
KARATE KID–THE MISUNDERTOOD: JOHNNY LAWRENCE
Johnny Lawrence—the timeless bully—handsome, wealthy and rolling deep with sniveling minions eager to knock a nerd…
March 4, 2008
THE PICK UP ARTIST
Every now and again, when our sensibilities are weakened by a paralyzing hangover and Sunday boredom, the networks will slip ...
August 29, 2007
STUDDING & TURD DUCKIN’: 2007 FANTASY BEASTS & BUSTS–RBS
As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.
August 17, 2007
