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THE ABCs OF DRUNKENNESS

Moderation: The Drunk’s Three-Minute Mile.

By Wax: July 4, 2009
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BEASTMASTER, THE

Beastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament—why yes, it’s that stupid.

By Wax: May 12, 2009
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THINGS THAT GO BUMP ON THE SHAFT

Maybe people wouldn’t hate Jews so much if they didn’t instantly associate them with penile mutilation.

By Wax: February 3, 2009
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PASSION OF THE CHRIST THE

I spent, actually sub-squandered, two hours of my life watching a man have his Birthday Suit made cordouroy, get some speed holes

By Wax: July 30, 2008
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TLC AND DISCOVERY CHANNEL FREAK SHOWS

Learning. When we see this word, it conjures up images of people slumped over books or staring glassy-eyed at some droning ...
By Wax: March 28, 2008
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KARATE KID–THE MISUNDERTOOD: JOHNNY LAWRENCE

Johnny Lawrence—the timeless bully—handsome, wealthy and rolling deep with sniveling minions eager to knock a nerd…

By Wax: March 4, 2008
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THE PICK UP ARTIST

Every now and again, when our sensibilities are weakened by a paralyzing hangover and Sunday boredom, the networks will slip ...
By Wax: August 29, 2007
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STUDDING & TURD DUCKIN’: 2007 FANTASY BEASTS & BUSTS–RBS

As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.

By Wax: August 17, 2007
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PLANET FITNESS: NO JUDGMENT DAY

I felt like I was entombed in Grimace’s colon.

By Wax: June 29, 2007
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300

Triumph of the Will(y).

By Wax: May 16, 2007