Moderation: The Drunk’s Three-Minute Mile.
Beastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament—why yes, it’s that stupid.
Maybe people wouldn’t hate Jews so much if they didn’t instantly associate them with penile mutilation.
I spent, actually sub-squandered, two hours of my life watching a man have his Birthday Suit made cordouroy, get some speed holes
Learning. When we see this word, it conjures up images of people slumped over books or staring glassy-eyed at some droning professor long bereft of any passion for the subject matter. But learning encompasses everything, whether it is the fascinating complexities of the natural world or the knowledge that there exists sentient individuals that […]
Johnny Lawrence—the timeless bully—handsome, wealthy and rolling deep with sniveling minions eager to knock a nerd…
Every now and again, when our sensibilities are weakened by a paralyzing hangover and Sunday boredom, the networks will slip a hideous reality show slug into your brain like Kahn Nonnien Singh. These shows don’t really seek to amuse as much as they seek to annoy and apparently, being annoyed passes for entertainment these days. […]
As another glorious season of NFL looms, so stirs the work productivity vampire known as Fantasy Football.
I felt like I was entombed in Grimace’s colon.
Triumph of the Will(y).