Author: Wax
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The Pickup Artist (2007)
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Read more: The Pickup Artist (2007)Every now and again, when our sensibilities are weakened by a paralyzing hangover and Sunday boredom, the networks will slip a hideous reality show slug into your brain like Kahn Nonnien Singh. These shows don’t really seek to amuse as much as they seek to annoy and apparently, being annoyed passes for entertainment these days.…
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Planet Fitness: No Judgment Day
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Read more: Planet Fitness: No Judgment DayI felt like I was entombed in Grimace’s colon.
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The ABC’s of Drunkenness
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Read more: The ABC’s of DrunkennessA relationship counselor once hinted that drinking eight beers during Sunday football could be a problem, that’s less than a beer per hour, plus it was a lie; it was more like 18.
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Things That Go Bump on The Shaft
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Read more: Things That Go Bump on The ShaftMaybe people wouldn’t hate Jews so much if they didn’t instantly associate them with penile mutilation.
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300 by Wax
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Read more: 300 by WaxTriumph of the Will(y).
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Darkon (2006)
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Read more: Darkon (2006)Before I even begin to insult the participants in Darkon by giving them verbal swirlies and literary locker-stuffings, I must digress for a moment and recognize how tragic this whole thing is.
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The Beastmaster
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Read more: The BeastmasterBeastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament…why yes, it’s that stupid.
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The Passion of the Christ
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Read more: The Passion of the ChristI spent, actually sub-squandered, two hours of my life watching a man have his Birthday Suit made cordouroy, get some speed holes
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Karate Kid-The Misunderstood: Johnny Lawrence
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Read more: Karate Kid-The Misunderstood: Johnny LawrenceJohnny Lawrencethe timeless bullyhandsome, wealthy and rolling deep with sniveling minions eager to knock a nerd…