Category: Fucked Up Films
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Big Hair T. and the Fence-Licking Donkey
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Read more: Big Hair T. and the Fence-Licking DonkeyWatching Birds of Prey, that Harley Quin-movie from DCEU (yeah, I know… But it was on TV with nothing better on, so I thought…) while under heavy influence of some truly excellent weed and lots of cheap beer is (or so I imagine) a bit like attending a The Wall-concert from Pink Floyd, completely sober.…
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The Return of Graham Chapman
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Read more: The Return of Graham ChapmanGiven the number of movies I watch and my generally obnoxious personality, you might think I don’t have any friends. Well, you’re wrong. There’s one British military gentleman who’s always happy to sit by my side and share the silvery wonders of the big screen. His name is the Colonel and we love to delve…
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Squishier Things
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Read more: Squishier ThingsSince it’s apparently that time of year again to get all squishy about family and ‘gezelligheid’ and all that shit, I thought I’d make a little list of my favorite end-of-year movies, in no particular order. Enjoy. The Hobbit Once, a long, long time ago in a universe far, far away, I rented a VCR…
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Fucked-Up Films #9: Death Wish II (1982)
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Read more: Fucked-Up Films #9: Death Wish II (1982)What are these sick bastards doing? Sending civilization to hell in a handcart. Luckily, one man has the answer. And it isn’t rehabilitation or any other namby-pamby shit. How skuzzy are the men? Our obnoxious five-strong street gang is happy to sit around at fairgrounds scoping potential victims. Apart from having names like Stomper and…
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Fucked-Up Films #6: Romper Stomper (1992)
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Read more: Fucked-Up Films #6: Romper Stomper (1992)Film Title Romper Stomper Synopsis Heil Crowe! Director Geoffrey Wright Cast Russell Crowe Daniel Pollock Jacqueline McKenzie Alex Scott What are these sick bastards doing? Worshipping the Third Reich, threatening to chop people’s legs off with an ax, mourning decapitated mothers, and terrorizing the Vietnamese in a Melbournian suburb. Is the villain any good? The…
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Fucked-Up Films #8: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
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Read more: Fucked-Up Films #8: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Three movies have been based on Ed Gein, the Wisconsin wackadoodle that killed women and made tit-corsets and furniture out of their bodies. Psycho, Silence of the Lambs and the favorite of demented junior high boys: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They went out to make a B-horror and accidentally created a monolith of human terror…
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Fucked-Up Films #7: 10 To Midnight (1983)
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Read more: Fucked-Up Films #7: 10 To Midnight (1983)Film Title 10 To Midnight Synopsis Nudey nutter knifes nurses Director J. Lee Thompson Cast Charles Bronson Gene Davis Andrew Stevens Lisa Eilbacher Geoffrey Lewis What are these sick bastards doing? Celibacy makes you kill people. Sex gets you killed. Christ, what’s a person s’posed to do? Is the villain any good? I once went…
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Fucked-Up Films #5: Wolf Creek (2005)
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Read more: Fucked-Up Films #5: Wolf Creek (2005)Film Title Wolf Creek Synopsis Australia. The outback. And you thought venomous snakes were scary. Director Greg McLean Cast John Jarratt Nathan Phillips Cassandra Magrath Kestie Morassi What are these sick bastards doing? Actually, Ben, Kristy and Liz aren’t sick bastards. They’re lovely guys partying on the Western Australian coast who are about to undertake…
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Fucked Up Films #4 -Deep River Savages/AKA Man from Deep River/AKA Il paese del sesso selvaggio/AKA Sacrifice
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Read more: Fucked Up Films #4 -Deep River Savages/AKA Man from Deep River/AKA Il paese del sesso selvaggio/AKA SacrificeFilm Title Deep River Savages/AKA Man from Deep River Synopsis A Club 18-30 holiday for the most ardent of masochists Director Umberto Lenzi Cast Ivan Rassimov Me Me Lai Pratitsak Singhara Sullalewan Suxantat Ong Ard What are these sick bastards doing? I don’t think I caught the hero’s name, but given his wondrous flaxen mane…
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Fucked-Up Films #3: I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
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Read more: Fucked-Up Films #3: I Spit on Your Grave (1978)Film Title I Spit on Your Grave Synopsis Woman 4 Men 1 Director Meir Zarchi Cast Camille Keaton Eron Taber Richard Pace Anthony Nichols Gunter Kleemann What are these sick bastards doing? Bored by the prospect of going bowling yet again and the lack of choice at the local cinema, four men in rural Connecticut…