Category: Reviews
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Enough (2002)
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Read more: Enough (2002)In movies, a woman can take seven kickboxing lessons and defeat a man who outweighs her by 100 pounds.
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The Fast and the Furious
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Read more: The Fast and the FuriousThe plot is Texas dumb and drags its ass around in places. But I like the movie.
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Fantastic Four (2005)
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Read more: Fantastic Four (2005)There’s only one thing that matters in a film like this; do we get to see Jessica Alba’s tits?
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Faces (1968)
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Read more: Faces (1968)What most impressed me about Faces is that here you have a film with maybe ten scenes total. Yet its length is over two hours.
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The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
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Read more: The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)I can’t remember anything so haphazard and mindless.
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Elizabethtown (2005)
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Read more: Elizabethtown (2005)Fortunately, director Cameron Crowe has seen fit to provide a new target for my undying rage…
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Duel in the Sun
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Read more: Duel in the SunBad acting meets overripe dialogue.
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Elektra
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Read more: Elektra87 minutes in — nude, unconscious, and covered in boils.
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Dude, Where’s my Car (2000)
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Read more: Dude, Where’s my Car (2000)Dude, where’s my gun?
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Duck (2005)
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Read more: Duck (2005)Some guy filming his wall for two hours? More interesting.