The ABCs OF CHRISTMAS

Please check out our always respectful and reverent Christmas Reviews Alcohol- Face it, whether it be the vilest Kosher Wine, Grandmas 90 proof eggnog or just the familiar handle of Jack Daniels, you cannot get through this period without it. Besides, its the biggest holiday of the year, so … Continue reading

The ABCs of Breakups

THE ABCs OF BREAKUPSFor other great ABC rants click here! Pair-bonding goes back as far as cave-paintings, coveting fire, and killing rival tribes for their spinning rims. We come together and invariably part; the die is cast, the patterns play out, and all were left with are crushed … Continue reading

THE ABCs OF GUN CULTURE

 This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun. Gun Culture in America Ammosexuals The first time I saw this term was here, describing a stupid, but dangerous group of needle-dicked men (and women) whose paranoia at having a brown-skinned man in the White House … Continue reading

THE ABCs OF EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS

Always Be Closing!-Wait! That's another rant, but now that I think of it, not really. The only way that Evangelicals can hope to maintain their numbers, much less grow them, is by intense recruitment, by Selling! From infancy, family members are indoctrinated and recruited with fear, guilt and … Continue reading