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THE ABCs OF DRUNKENNESS

Moderation: The Drunk’s Three-Minute Mile.

By : July 4, 2009
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THE ABCS OF PROSTITUTION

Love: If it existed, you wouldn’t be here.

By : January 23, 2009
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THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

By : December 12, 2008