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KNOCK OFF

It’s about a kickboxing fashion consultant trying to save the world from exploding jeans.

By Erich Schulte: September 25, 2009
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DIRECT CONTACT

Never you mind his fifty-two years. Dolph Lundgren will still fuck you the hell up.

By Matt Cale: September 17, 2009
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KICKBOXER 4: THE AGGRESSOR

Mitchell is in prison for doing his job too well, set up by his enemy: The System.

By Phil: September 17, 2009
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THE EXTERMINATOR

You get 18 months for 42 severe sex crimes? Time to get bus-ay!

By Erich Schulte: September 14, 2009
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DEATH WISH 3

Only when blood flows in the streets will the violence stop.

By Matt Cale: September 1, 2009
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POINT BREAK

You’re cold because all of the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You’re gonna be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.

By Chester: August 9, 2009
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ON DEADLY GROUND

Mike Von Hobart reviews Steven Seagal’s magnificent directorial debut.

By Mike von Hobart: July 8, 2009
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ONE HIT WONDERS OF 80S ACTION VOL VIII

We see her fumble through what few lines she utters
and then we see her die.

By Mike von Hobart: February 18, 2009
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BEST OF THE BEST 2

You Will Eat, Sleep and Shit Sequels.

By Christian: February 14, 2009
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URBAN JUSTICE (90S INACTION)

“Fuck Santa Claus. He never got me shit. That’s why I sell dope”

By Erich Schulte: February 7, 2009