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80s Action

COP AND A HALF

by L. Ron Mexico August 29, 2011

Burt Reynolds is a murdering sociopath pederast with a case of jungle fever, but his real flaw is that he’s a cop.

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

by L. Ron Mexico June 23, 2011

Back in the 1980′s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.

CANNONBALL RUN

by L. Ron Mexico February 1, 2011

America before The Fall

THE A-TEAM SEASON ONE EPISODES 3-5 AND MALT LIQUORS OF THE WORLD (A Journal)

by Plexico Gingrich January 26, 2011

The A-Team were homosexuals.

HELLBOUND

by Plexico Gingrich September 20, 2010

A Chuck Norris film produced by Cannon, directed by Aaron Norris, and featuring heavy allusions to Kurosawa. Seriously.

THE EXPENDABLES

by Plexico Gingrich August 15, 2010

Chose Your Weapon.

UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: REGENERATION

by Mike von Hobart June 11, 2010

Reanimated. Rearmed. The Ultimate Rematch.

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THE 10 MOST AWESOME 80s ACTION DEATHS

by Team Ruthless April 1, 2010

Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.

AIRWOLF AND CHEAP BEER: A JOURNAL (episodes 10-14)

by Plexico Gingrich February 22, 2010

Mother of God.

AIRWOLF AND CHEAP BEER: A JOURNAL (episodes 5-9)

by Plexico Gingrich February 6, 2010

Part 2 of Erich’s Descent Into Hell