Total Recall Released: 1990 Tagline: They stole his mind, now he wants it back. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Arnold breathes new life into Mutants, Midgets and Tits. Homoeroticism: Arnold was classic Arnold and he never disappoints us with his disdain for anything hetero. As the movie opened he was […]
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Back in the 1980’s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.
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HELLBOUND
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A Chuck Norris film produced by Cannon, directed by Aaron Norris, and featuring heavy allusions to Kurosawa. Seriously.
