Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
COP AND A HALF
August 29, 2011 by
Burt Reynolds is a murdering sociopath pederast with a case of jungle fever, but his real flaw is that he’s a cop.
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
June 23, 2011 by
Back in the 1980’s, Google didn’t exist; therefore, nobody knew the truth about anything.
THE A-TEAM SEASON ONE EPISODES 3-5 AND MALT LIQUORS OF THE WORLD (A Journal)
January 26, 2011 by
The A-Team were homosexuals.
HELLBOUND
September 20, 2010 by
A Chuck Norris film produced by Cannon, directed by Aaron Norris, and featuring heavy allusions to Kurosawa. Seriously.
THE 10 MOST AWESOME 80s ACTION DEATHS
April 1, 2010 by
Impaled, eviscerated, immolated, defenestrated, dismembered, decapitated, fustigated, detonated … injected with sperm. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan over here.
