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MISSING IN ACTION 2: THE BEGINNING

When America needs a catharsis, gooks die.

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006
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MURPHY S LAW

A solid 15 die during the course of the film, and for once, we get a nice variety.

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006
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RAMBO III

Christ Almighty, at least 20,000 men, women, and children are butchered in the span of a few hours.

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006
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SHARKY’S MACHINE

“Nobody leans on Sharky’s Machine.”

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006
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THEY LIVE

Piper takes off his shirt, dampens his chest and the wife and kids are never mentioned again.

By Erich Schulte: May 31, 2006
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TOY SOLDIERS

This film is practically Tiger Beat writ large.

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006
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UNDER SIEGE

Tagline: None listed. Really. Boo. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Villains overrun ship, Seagal transforms from cook to ...
By Erich Schulte: May 31, 2006
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MALONE

“Ex-Cop. Ex-CIA. Ex-Plosive!”

By Matt Cale: May 31, 2006
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MCBAIN

MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1

By Jonny Lieberman: May 31, 2006
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MARKED FOR DEATH

Seagal’s greatest foible is his heterosexuality.

By Erich Schulte: May 31, 2006