Month: February 2014
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Carrie (2013)
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Read more: Carrie (2013)Facepalm: The Motion Picture
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Pompeii (2014 version)
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Read more: Pompeii (2014 version)You either want to enjoy tens of thousands people dying in a fiery holocaust, or you don’t.
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The ABC’s of Game Journalism
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Read more: The ABC’s of Game JournalismAdclicks: The alpha and the omega, the end all/be all of the profession. This is why the usual rags update a hundred times a day, about anything that has even the flimsiest of connections to video games. You may think you got into games writing to share your love of the medium with a like-minded…
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Simon of the Desert
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Read more: Simon of the DesertLeave it to Bunuel to craft a film depicting lunacy in crystalline form that manages to both indict religion in general, and invite sympathy for the insanely devout. Considering the question of faith and its value, it helps to simplify the environment around the intellectual exercise that will provide the context. History has documented the…
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Robocop 2014
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Read more: Robocop 2014Tagline: We’ve got the future under control. Entire Story in fewer words than are in this sentence right here. A more family friendly Robocop is more friendly with his family Corpse Count: I got about 28, though there was some tasing mixed in and it was sometimes hard to tell. Novelty Death: Clutching at straws…
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August: Osage County
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Read more: August: Osage CountyIf I wanted to see a bunch of drunken, drug-abusing, incestuous, adulterous, hypocrites shouting at each other while breaking crockery, I’d attend a family reunion.
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The Monuments Men
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Read more: The Monuments MenThe question is phrased as: is making great art a thing worth dying for? Clooney’s film goes further: is it worthwhile to risk the lives of young men for the sake of preserving great works of art?
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The Counselor
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Read more: The CounselorCelebrate the resounding success of the War on Drugs!
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The Hollywood Knights (1980)
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Read more: The Hollywood Knights (1980)The greatest generation deserved that flaming bag of dogshit.
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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
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Read more: Henry: Portrait of a Serial KillerFirst things first, I don’t know how this film has slipped under the Ruthless Review Radar for so long, because this dark and terrifying movie contains one of the most Ruthless characters of all time. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer was christened to be a very low budget $100,000 horror flick, but the final product…