Month: May 2014
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The Earrings Of Madame De…
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Read more: The Earrings Of Madame De…One of the finest works in any media regarding human nature.
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
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Read more: X-Men: Days of Future PastDo you know what happens to bad movies when they’re struck by lightning?
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Sharknado
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Read more: SharknadoSharknado II here now! Yes, they are doing it again. Just when you think the Summer Season cannot get any worse, we will have the second installment of Sharknado, only this time the setting moves to New York City! Booyah! The other day I watched two really awful movies, but the difference in the two…
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Godzilla 2014
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Read more: Godzilla 2014Who are we little blobs of goo to complain about the occasional squishing?
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RoboCop (2014): A Second Opinion
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Read more: RoboCop (2014): A Second OpinionBetter than RoboCop 3!
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Captain America: A Blockbuster for Blockheads
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Read more: Captain America: A Blockbuster for BlockheadsOK, what is it this time? I was at the movies again yesterday afternoon. Well, good for you. I see you saw ÂCaptain America: The Winter Soldier. WasnÂt it FANTASTIC!! No, I hated almost every minute of it. What?  It scored 8.2 at IMDB and 70/100 from 44 professionals at Metacritic. It has grossed…
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Vampire Academy (2014)
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Read more: Vampire Academy (2014)I guess turning into a bat isn’t taught until college.
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The Law
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Read more: The LawWhen men were men…
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Total Recall (1990)
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Read more: Total Recall (1990)Tagline: They stole his mind, now he wants it back. Entire Story in Fewer Words Than Are in This Sentence: Arnold breathes new life into Mutants, Midgets and Tits. Homoeroticism: Arnold was classic Arnold and he never disappoints us with his disdain for anything hetero. As the movie opened, he was naked, oiled and in…
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Spiderman 5: Spiderman is Amazing, Part 2: The End of Cinema
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Read more: Spiderman 5: Spiderman is Amazing, Part 2: The End of CinemaWhy is this happening?